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Hypertension 

Hypertension is a long-term health condition whereby the blood pressure in the arteries is constantly elevated. Blood pressure is the pressure of the blood within blood vessels and is measured in ‘millimetres of mercury’ (mmHg) using two numbers; for example, 120/80mmHg.

According to the NHS, more than one in four adults in the UK have high blood pressure but many won’t even realise it. The only way to find out is by having your blood pressure checked.

Noticeable symptoms of hypertension are rare as the only time someone will notice symptoms of hypertension will be when their blood pressure reaches dangerously high levels. This is known as hypertensive crisis and the symptoms for this include severe headaches and anxiety, chest pain and an irregular heartbeat.

Hypertension puts lots of strain on blood vessels, the heart and other vital organs such as the kidneys. Having high blood pressure increases the risk of the following serious, and potentially life-threatening medical conditions:

Heart Disease.
Heart Attacks.
Kidney Disease.
Vascular dementia.
Strokes.
Heart Failure.
Ways of treating and managing hypertension include:

Watching your diet – Avoid foods high in saturated fat and sugar. Replace them with fruits and vegetables.
Leading an active lifestyle – Begin adding more exercise to your day. Start by walking regularly and then move onto jogging if you can.
My friend has hypertension.
Hypertension by beny325893276 June 17, 2019
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hyperassilation 

Extreme fear or panic may cause someone's asshole to open and close (ocillate) at a high rate of speed. Hyperventalation of the ass.
When her husband pulled up in the driveway, John began suffering from acute hyperassilation. He grabbed his underwear and socks and ran out the back door.
hyperassilation by Rockhouse July 11, 2009

hypenesis 

<Hype-ness-es >
The moment where hype begins to gain momentum. The genesis of hype.
Bro1 - we should throw a rager!
Broette1- down!
Bro2- down!

-Bro3 and Broette2 overhear chatter and curiously enter room-

Bro3 - are you all throwing a rager without us?
Broette2 - better not be!
Bro1 - no, never. This is the hypenesis. Spread word.
Bro2- Bro
Broette1- Bro
Bro3- Bro
Broette2- Bro

- ultimate rager commences -
hypenesis by J-Dub from 707 November 20, 2019

Hyperverse 

A collective group of megaverses, which are close together and a small part of the multiverse.
'The hyperverse is a collective group of several megaverses (universal clusters), which are close together and make up only a small part of the entire multiverse.'

epididymal hypertension 

Hey tommy I had some epididymal hypertension last night

chronic hypernasal dysplasia 

Motherfucker has scary sneezes. As loud as thunder and scary a as lighting.
*earth shattering roar*
Jesus what was that?

Just Mike sneezing.

He has what can be defined as chronic hypernasal dysplasia

hyperboss 

an ego-driven para-artist who harnesses the power of the tender-hearted hyperliaison for his own pleasure; one who abuses a muse
who's that pissing on that intelligent, good-looking, well-endowed man?

oh, that's his hyperboss.
hyperboss by yeldarb October 4, 2005