Gaping Snorf 

An individual who puts themselves at a higher stature than they are able to maintain.

The term originated from the Second Chance Theater sketch, "Griff Banks the Sensitive Bully" in which the Andy Samberg character reefers to himself as a gaping snorf.

"I'm not a bully, I'm just a gaping snorf!"

Gaping Snorf by Robsome February 6, 2020

shrimp gulping 

When managers or supervisors speak in technical meetings in an effort to sound knowledgeable by simply restating obvious facts. The phrase suggests the manager is better off sitting on the beach enjoying shrimp cocktail rather than participating in technical discussions.

Dave: Testing should be conducted internally and externally to test firewall and security behavior as well as the software changes themselves.
CTO: Yes, this testing is important.
Dave: Uh, yeah. Yeah, it is. Thanks.
Bill: (quietly) Man, that was some shrimp gulping! *dip dip* *GULP* Go back to the beach, old man!

shrimp gulping by Jocko Tam July 21, 2009

Gaping for a raping 

To not cover your back when things go wrong so you will get the blame. To leave your self open for a severe ass kicking. Become the fall guy through lazyness.

Did you get those designs finished? You know the deadline was tonight.

No, I couldn't be bothered.

Man, you've left your self gaping for a raping.

Gaping for a raping by Lonz101 October 14, 2011

Forrest Gumping

One day, for no particular reason, you just feel like doing something. And you don't stop until you're done.

One day, for no particular reason, I decided to have a little beer. When I finished the beer, I thought i'd drink another. By the end of the night, I drank 47 beers and passed out. I sure was Forrest Gumping!

Forrest Gumping by SkipperNaut April 28, 2017

Gaping Dragon

When you fist someone and then pour hot sauce into their gaping asshole

The Gaping Dragon he gave his girlfriend was amazing!

Gaping Dragon by Woked Ox January 23, 2020

Gaping Gap 

A wide gap or difference between two things or persons

There is a gaping gap between demand and supply.

Gaping Gap by birbaljha August 16, 2021

gaping hatchet wound 

The female Genitalia

That girls snatch looked like a gaping hatched wound

gaping hatchet wound by Rod Turner April 19, 2004