Grutting 

When you have sex with a fat male lorry driver from behind, but instead of actually inserting the penis into the anus, you just thrust your penis back and forth within his arse crack, using his sweaty butt cheeks to stimulate yourself.

"I'm not ready for anal just yet, would you mine if we had a go at grutting instead?" - Fat Lorry Driver

"I tottally grutted that guy at the truck stop last night, it was rough as fuck" - Guy who fucked Fat Lorry Driver

Grutting by Major_tom September 6, 2016

grouting 

The verb of the noun grout. The act of smoking a cigarette.

Hello mate, where's that old slapper you brought back and serviced last night?

She's out in the garden grouting.

grouting by Mikee T September 21, 2006

fanti-gotting 

This is a very distrubing act where an otherwise normal male starts fantasizing about ass-wrecking another (usually of smaller stature) male.

Holy Shit. E-ore hasn't seen a good looking bitch for so long, he's fanti-gotting about Pee Wee Herman.

fanti-gotting by Forrest June 3, 2004

Grouting 

Bang either man or woman in butt, blow load in ass, tell partner to spray cum and whatever else out of ass onto your face.

Give me a good grouting!

Grouting by Junglejim46 July 25, 2009

Grothing 

Grothing is a term used for when a girl doesn't care at all how a potential hookup looks like; as long as he's over 2 meters tall

Dude, that chick over there is totally Grothing

Grothing by suckass69 June 6, 2018

Gretting

1. Gretting
Magical jubilation involving all mythical characters ever known including Santa, Easter Bunny, Leprechauns and more. Often includes a jig, perhaps in the bathroom, while listening to music and gretting simultaneously.

I had an amazing gretting the other week, serious jigging.

Gretting by Long Haired Homosapien January 6, 2012

Gretting

Magical jubilation involving all mythical characters ever known including Santa, Easter Bunny, Leprechauns and more.

Season's Grettings

Gretting by Lucydougal December 19, 2011