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party-grappler 

1. A failed MMA fighter who's reached his mid life crisis and chooses to grapple with cans outside the ring at parties

2. One who chooses to roll around with the same sex at parties due to homosexual tendencies and/or lack of testosterone

3. A person over thirty who trolls message boards bragging about his career as a party-grappler, has no stand up fighting skills
party-grappler with no stand up fighting skills, usually spends his life online trolling message boards
party-grappler by Havenite April 10, 2010
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grapple headshot 

The act of shooting someone in the head in some kind of video game. Apon this ocassion you randomly scream "GRAPPLE HEADSHOT". Realizing that that made no sense at all, every person within 20 feet of you will kick you in the nuts.
Person A: "Shotty Snipers on ValHalla Again?!?!"

Person B: "Grapple Headshot"

Person(s) C-Z: (kick you in your nuts)
grapple headshot by GingerH8r October 22, 2007

clam-grappler 

1. a person who performs forcible oral sodomy upon a woman; a tongue-rapist; a clit-mangler.
2. a person who performs cunnilingus really badly. a cunt-klutz.
3. a person who grabs a woman by her labia; a lip-snatcher; a snatch-masher.
4. the evil nemesis of the twatwaffle.
Stay away from Manny, he is a clam-grappler. Poor Juanita's cho-cho will never be the same!
clam-grappler by Florben Borgsen January 31, 2009

Whip a grapple 

Hey Steve, whip a grapple on that soda!
Whip a grapple by Scuba35066 November 6, 2021

Arthritic Crab Grapple Hammer 

A sexual act that involves the male adopting a naked 'Crab' like position by leaning backwards and standing on his legs and hands as the partner stimulates the penis using only the inside of their elbow.
Evee: Hey Hannah the inside of your elbow looks red raw did you have a reaction to something?

Hannah: Oh no, there friction burns i tried out the Arthritic Crab Grapple Hammer with Owen last night!

cock grappler 

Put this in there you cock grappler.
cock grappler by milfhunter37 April 4, 2003
A form of dancing commonly associated with Punk music, wherein the dancer grabs their partner and shakes them violently (usually while being shaken in turn).
We grappled so f***in' much last night at the show, that I got a f***in' nose-bleed.
grapple by Levity-Slicket June 28, 2005