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Gir is the most emo person in the world and is very emo and homestuck and is a nepeta irl so like yeah ! This 103-Year-Old Woman Is A Walking Textbook — But Her Version Of History Is The One You Want To Hear
Gir likes peace and thinks it's better than chicken and rice
Gir by Aviator Pax November 20, 2021
a short version of the word girl created by mckenna and brody (the twins)
brody: HEY GIR!
mckenna: GIRRRR
gir by mickey1515 October 1, 2021
Greens In Regulation

Which is to say, hitting the green in a game of golf in two strokes less than what the par would be for that hole.
-Dan made three GIR's today, he was hitting them beautifully.
Gir by Christopha March 22, 2008
GARBAGE INVASION ROBOT.
alien invader SIR robot that was created by left over parts in the trash. brain made of 2 pennies, a screw, a paper clip, and a mint. wears and green and black dog suite with a giant zipper on it and his tongue is sticking out. I LOVE GIRR
Off of the Nickelodeon carton INVADER ZIM. Gir is zims robot.
gir by Shalan bailey October 19, 2011
The idol of all melodramatic emo people. One of the characters of the worst cartoon show ever, Invader Zim. Probably 90% of the reason that 323 emo people slit their throat when Invader Zim was cancelled. Talks like a half-retarded robot dog thing. Probably the bane of my existance too!
Emo person: I LOVE GIR! HE UNDERSTANDS ME.

Jake (me): No he doesn't. He is a fictional, cancelled cartoon character.

Emo person: You are so mean! Imma go cut myself.
A word for a person to express to another person that he/she is sexually aroused.
Boy: Giiiiiiiir :)
Girl: (Runs away)
Gir by Raaaazooor December 13, 2009