fuck me gently with a chainsaw 

basically, "i don't give a fuck"

"it's just heather, why can't we talk to different kinds of people?"

"fuck me gently with a chainsaw, do i look like mother teresa? if i did, i probably wouldn't mind talking to the geek squad"

fuck me gently with a chainsaw by heathersssssss April 19, 2010

fuck me gently with a chainsaw 

a phrase for "i hate my life" or simaraly, "fuck my life" popularized by the eighties cult classic movie "Heathers" starting Winona Ryder.

"you want me to go talk to those losers? fuck me gently with a chainsaw."

fuck me gently with a chainsaw by kdrrrgs August 18, 2008

fuck me gently with a 2 x 4 

a verbal proclaimation proclaiming surprise or amazement

Charlie, you know that adopted sister of yours that moved to New York, burnadette, wasn't it? well, while she was away she had a sex change and now she is Burnie. Charlie, eyes wide open proclaims " well fuck me gently with a 2 x 4"

fuck me gently with a 2 x 4 by l moyse January 5, 2008

Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole. 

Surprise or exclamation.

A long time not seeing a particularly good friend.

Hi John.

"Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole.",Bob, how you doing you old wanker.

Fine But, hows you.

Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole. by BlokeBloke January 17, 2012

bugger me gently with a dil-do 

To be suprised by something or someones actions.

'Well bugger me gently with a dil-do' said Sara after Jim proposed to her on one knee

bugger me gently with a dil-do by Joey February 15, 2005

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw 

A quote from the movie Heathers
Also a random phrase to say if ya dun fucked up, wanna be fucked with chainsaws, or if you just feel like saying some weird ass phrase.

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw! Do I look like Mother Teresa?!

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw by do-you-even-hansen January 31, 2018

I gently open the door 

I gently open the door is a "joke" from the game Doki Doki Literature Club. This was made into a meme of the text "I gently open the door" displayed and an image of dabbing hanging Sayori.

MC: "I gently open the door"
Sayori: *dabbing*

I gently open the door by Wilted Roses June 16, 2019