faffing 

The excessive use of time for nonsense activities

Stop faffing around already, and please provide to me my work objectives.

faffing by Stephen March 24, 2004

Fluffing her muffin

1) Slang term for female masturbation
2) To finger a girl

1) Emily was fluffing her muffin all night
2) I hear he fluffed her muffin

Fluffing her muffin by ElliotM December 14, 2008

faffing 

wasting time by doing absolutely nothing

Dom: What's the worst thing about sharing a tour bus with me?
Matt: All your faffing about. Your electric toothbrush and mouthwash just wind me up. For one, it reminds me how unclean I am.

faffing by wtfcarlito September 19, 2006

Fluffing your whites 

Slang for masturbation, not unlike:

Bopping the baloney, cleaning your rifle, flute solo, jerkin the gherkin, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy.

Fluffing your whites:
Person 1: Why were you late for work this morning?
Person 2: Sorry, I was fluffing my whites.

Steve: Aww man, my mom walked in on me while I was fluffing my whites yesterday.

Fluffing your whites by BroccoliBird420 August 21, 2017

fluffing mr. peepers 

aka masturbating, choking the chicken, jacking off, self-manipulation, beating your meat, donald's mom

"After school today, I went to the bathroom and fluffed Mr. Peepers."

fluffing mr. peepers by markey doyle cullen May 15, 2003

Fufing 

Fucking fluffy things.

OMG!! I caught my roommate fufing a creampie!

Fufing by verbal kint2 May 3, 2010

fluffing it down 

when it is snowing heavily it is fluffing it down.

"cor blimey it is fluffing it down out there"

fluffing it down by emwez May 27, 2016