flaming edgar 

A turd in a paper bag, set fire and placed on a doorstep. The doorbell is rung and the perpetrator runs away. Householder attempts to stamp out the flames - hilarity ensues!

The lady of the house picked "trick" instead of "treat" so she got a flaming edgar.

flaming edgar by Edgar (flaming!) December 9, 2008

Flaming Tango 

A male who discovered their horrid, no holes barred homosexuality by selling themselves to support their addiction to hard drugs, alcohol and sometimes as little as a bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos.
Some isolated cases have revealed subjects attempting to be accepted back into society as heterosexuals only to get assaulted and beaten, leading the individual into complete and utter depressing limbo between cultures.

I was walking down the street with my Jersey Mikes sandwich and some skinny asian guy offered to suck my wang for my sandwich, I said, "Go sit behind a bush and shit you Flaming Tango!"

Flaming Tango by Vigilanty99 August 1, 2012

flaming hot cheetoshit 

When you eat an entire bag of flaming hot Cheetos and when you have diarrhea
The next day (and you will have diarrhea) it is blood red and you think you are dying.

I was drinking beer and eating flaming hot Cheetos. The next morning I thought I was shitting blood until the burning started. I realized that I was taking a flaming hot cheetoshit.

flaming hot cheetoshit by Metalhed1 December 28, 2013

flaming hoop 

in a word, diarrhea or any other type of shitting frenzy

Jack came down with a case of the flaming hoop.

flaming hoop by daBuster May 31, 2006

flamingo sizzler 

- n.
- Any unnamed or generic alcoholic mixed drink/concoction that is randomly pink in color.
- No two flamingo sizzlers are EVER alike.

After exposing his piece, the guy sensually indulged himself in a flamingo sizzler; caressing the glass with his stache'd lips.

flamingo sizzler by Mark Saben Thomas III September 3, 2007

Flumongu7s 

It has a silent 7. The word you use for anything, or if you cant think of a word to use.

''That car is flumongu7s''
''Where is he, he has been gone for a flumongu7s amount of time''
''when I get home im just going to flumongu7s''

Flumongu7s by alijkf April 10, 2013

Flamingo Whore 

1. Any girl who has blond hair and is a whore (her hair just looks like it could be pink)
2. Usually flamingo whores dislike simps

Guy 1 “Hey doesn’t that girl look like her hair could be pink” Guy 2 “yeah it totally does” Guy 1 “She’s definitely a flamingo whore”

Flamingo Whore by Grayson C. Peters May 6, 2020