Nine and Fifin' It 

Describes having a simple, more than likely low-wage 9 to 5 job. Working in other words. Can be used in present, past or future tense.

"Yet here I be, Nine and Fifin' It with all them no-names..."

Skyzoo - For What It's Worth

Person 1: "Hey what're you doing tomorrow? Want to meet up?"
Person 2: "Sorry, I'ma be Nine and Fifin' it tomorrow."

Nine and Fifin' It by jlo44 November 22, 2010

firing off some knuckle children 

Coercing yourself to ejaculate through genitial manipulation.

Often times Chris will rub himself raw while firing off some knuckle children. He likes to punish his penis like he caught it breaking into his house.

firing off some knuckle children by Stoggit October 21, 2005

Firing shots 

deliberately insulting someone
see roast

Person 1: Here's my exes #. Psych, that's the wrong number!!
Person 2: boiiii call 911 cuz this nigga firing shots

Firing shots by Skim milk June 20, 2015

Filfingerfoos 

It means Retarded+Braindead+Fucktard+shithead+don't know shit=filfingerfoos

How to say:
Fil-finger-foos

person1:Im a Filfingerfoos man

person2:lmao
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Lil Timmy:look mom its a filfingerfoos
Mom:SHUT YOU'R DAM MOUTH TIMMY
Lil Timmy: sowwy mommy

Filfingerfoos by Crooton April 19, 2018

Firing Squad

When you marry 17 men and consummate the marriage with all 17 of them. You stand near a wall and bend over, with your gaping anus exposed (its gaping because you've had a deep anal muscle massage), and the 17 men form a line. They proceed to run up to your anus and take a single thrust one-by-one until you have come to a successful completion.

"Oh golly gosh, my hole is sore!"
"Why is that, Dan?"
"I just got shot over 100 times by the firing squad!"

Firing Squad by Pleasure Elf July 8, 2019

Porcelain Firing Range 

A urinal or any other made-from-porcelain place that one urinates in.

Time to point the pink pistol at the porcelain firing range!

Porcelain Firing Range by Duct Tape Burns February 5, 2010

Firing on all cylinders 

Work or function at a peak level of performance.

Work as expected, or at 100%

Teller: The lady tried to rob the bank using her fingers as a gun
Police: She doesn't seem to be firing on all cylinders

Firing on all cylinders by smoking_acez May 1, 2018