fakelationship 

when you agree to the terms of a relationship with a partner for gain while still looking for a real relationship For example when a man tells a woman he wants to be in a relationship with her because that's the only way she will have sex with him. He fakes being in a relationship when really he is trying to be with other women. He fakes commitment so the sex won't make her fee like she is a booty call. This is a step up from friends with benefits

Treshelle is in a fakelationship with Lorinhoe because he pays for her to get her hair and nails done. She tells all the guys at the club she is single

fakelationship by Arat a tat tat October 22, 2011

Fatuation Density 

Number of thick baddies per square meter in a given area.

Damn bro I heard your street has mad fatuation density. You pipe?

Fatuation Density by GodsLeftTesticle May 30, 2019

Pre-pull flatulation 

When you do the pull-my-finger joke on someone and the flatulence escapes you prior to the finger pull.

Will committed pre-pull flatulation when he said, "Pull my finger...(frrrrrrt)....oops".

Pre-pull flatulation by TheWads December 27, 2009

faplationship 

a relationship that only takes place on the internet

-My bf and I have a serious relationship
-Really? where is he?
-online
- ah, that's not a relationship, it´s a faplationship!

faplationship by wankwankandwank June 23, 2011

fagflation 

A period when it seems everyone is turning into a big fag

Have you noticed the fagflation. Its really gay.

fagflation by Lake Crafts December 9, 2008

Failationship 

A failure of a relationship.

Cuthbert and Lillyana decided to stop seeing each other because their relationship had turned into a failationship.

Failationship by Adam Charles Richards May 22, 2009

fakelationship 

It's a "friendship" where you text, email, talk on the phone, and hang out pretty much constantly. In some fakelationships, you hook up while maintaining that you're "just friends." In others, it feels purely platonic, though the level of emotional dependence is way stronger than a typical friendship.

Joy: It's been 7 months, Jack and Jane have been dating yet never updated their single hood status on FB?

Simon: I think they are in a fakelationship!

fakelationship by Rodie April 8, 2010