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excel boner 

To be impressed by, envious of, or aroused by a spreadsheet. Most common in cases where the Excel document contains VB Script or some other sophisticated functionality.
VLOOKUPs give me an Excel boner.
excel boner by halee June 10, 2014
The art of using Microsoft Excel. Term commonly used to denote the users level of skill. A skilled user who has a strong level of Excel-fu usually is called upon by lower level Excel users and can enter statistical formulas from large pools of data at lighting fast speeds. Derived from the martial art Kung-fu.
Cliff: "Hey Joe, can you help me determine the mean, mode, median, upper and lower control limits from this pool of data. My Excel-fu is weak"

Joe: "Why yes young grasshopper, send me the file"
Excel-fu by Dooley McCrackin February 4, 2010

Excel Saga 

The Only Anime to ever make me say "what the fuck!?"
Excel Saga is probs the most strange anime there is
Excel Saga by Rappy May 23, 2006

Excel Saga 

A great anime about a crazy teenage girl. She dies.
Excel Saga is the funniest anime ever.
Excel Saga by Nick September 12, 2003

Excel Spreadsheet 

(V.) When a girl lays sideways on a bed and you spread her legs vertically while ramming the shit out of her.
I totally helped your mom make an Excel Spreadsheet yesterday.
Excel Spreadsheet by forestman27 September 19, 2011

Excel Hell

An event in which your computer laughs at you while you “command” it to open the twenty 10MB department plan workbooks you’ll need to create the master. Meanwhile, you consider a new life near sand, sun, and an island-wide technology ban.
While everyone is out of the office on vacation, I'm stuck here in Excel Hell.
Excel Hell by Lynx Solutions April 13, 2017