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Estrogen Smack 

An Estrogen Smack is when a male gets full on bombarded by a lot of women (Not in a sexual way.) to the extent of him just saying "I'm done." and is really annoyed with all females for a short period of time.

The cure for a hard estrogen smack is basically... This guy needs to just be a bro for a few hours. Odds are if you've been Estrogen Smacked, you're a really nice guy with friends that are girls, you're not a nerd or anything, you just don't sexually exploit women that often.
You have to chill with your bros, eat sandwhiches made by woman and just be a dude. Try not to be a dick or else those women that smacked you will do it again more angry.
One night on Facebook, Ben was Estrogen Smacked. It was horrible. He had 7 girls talking to him on chat about how amazing their boyfriends are and how cute their cat is. After Casey kept writing Wall post after Wall post, Ben /rage quit and needs to go be a bro for a while, maybe do some falcon punching, or get oral sex while eating doritos.

Poor Ben. He feels like he lost his manhood.

Estrogen 

Estrogen....simply enough....is God's curse on man
Recently dumped kid: I just don't get it man...why would she dump me, kick me in the balls, then make out with my best friend on my front lawn?

Wise friend: Estrogen.
Estrogen by connman August 6, 2006

estrogenical 

Behavior or attitude resulting solely from a peak in estrogen, reserved primarily for women, but once upon awhile you'll see a guy do it.
Damn you and your estrogenical tyranny!!
estrogenical by Uttdogg April 15, 2007

estrogen apocalypse 

Excessive femininity in a confined space. Side effects include but are not limited to: extreme giggling, nonsensical life chats, obsession over boys, overly sexual music, discussing fornication and fellatio, and a tendency to overanalyze any aspect of human interaction.
Mike: Have you seen those girls in apartment 49 E lately?
Tyler: Hell yeah! It's like the estrogen apocalypse in there!

estrogeny 

Bitch, you dont make no sense. You gettin all estrogeny again
estrogeny by ael March 27, 2003

Estrogenese 

A manner in which females talk/write to each other that is meant to bolster their feminine prowess mainly through condescending remarks, statements or ideas about men. An important characteristic of estrogenese is that only women truly understand it, no matter how simple or mundane it seems, because estrogenese is meant provide a 'feeling' that men are incapable of interpreting.
"A man who wears spurs has high expectations. A woman who wears spurs has a mind of her own." I think this here broad is trying to demean us, Larry! Don't worry Tim, that just a bunch of estrogenese, it's just a sign that she was feeling meek.
Estrogenese by GuerillaNoun August 3, 2011