Essays

“It’s easier to ‘rewrite them’ than it is to grade them” ~ Dr. Jordan Baphomet Peterson

Hym “And rewrite them he did. But nobody reads his work. Especially his students. How much of yourself will you find if you read it? Only time will tell. Did you save a copy of all your essays? I’m sure he did. You won’t care. You won’t even know the difference. And he’s proven that that IS something he’s willing to dohoohoohahahahahahahahahahaha!! Aha! Aha!.”

by Hym Iam October 24, 2022

essaysex

n. pleasure induced by extraordinary prose that is equatable to the pleasure derived from sexual intercourse

see pimpmyessay

NOTE: essaysex™ is a trademarked term.

by aeneous July 28, 2008

Essays

A thing that is really pointless (in my opinion) and makes writing not fun.

Wow, I really hate essays because they are pointless and are not fun to do.

by HaVinG A gOoD TimE March 19, 2019

Essassanni

Humanitarian society.

Im part of the essassanni and usa is monopilizing it by 1%, and thy USA is the leader of it.ALASKA PD.

by On thee trend January 1, 2020

Essaie

That nigga who used to be shorter than the whole gang a year ago but almost six foot right now. He’s pretty chill and lowkey always vibin with only one bestfriend, but has a very large circle of close friends. He used to be a fortnite kid but summer 2019 turned him into a stoner instead. His sisters pretty cute tho

Damn this nigga Essaie really do be skinny tho.

by cheifsossa June 11, 2020

Essassin

The real definition of annoying.

Stop being Essassin in a Minecraft game.

by Ppl who knows the facts of BA October 1, 2020

EssamSplain

The way Muhamed Essam explains everything to people like they're stupid and they're really are.

So when a woman tells you, don't mansplain me, you answer her, it's not mansplaining, it's EssamSplaining and it's not a matter of gender, you're not stupid cuz you're a woman, you're stupid cuz you're really like the majority of humans who are.

by Al3essam March 14, 2022