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Facebook Escapist

Someone who routinely goes off-line on Facebook messenger just as you are about to contact them, or if you have even typed in the text box and are about to hit send
John: I tried to message Will the other night, and just as I started typing in "what's up?" he went offline.

Max: Yeah he always gets away at the last second, he's such a Facebook Escapist

escapist 

An escape artist. Someone who escapes either a bad situation quite easily, Or a person who breaks out of jail alot.
1)The man has broken out of so many prisons he is now known as an escapist.

2)The woman has a tendency to get out of arguements quite easily. Her husband now calls her an escapist.
escapist by Kriztyn December 4, 2006

The Escapist 

An awesome gaming website that no one went on until they started showing Zero Punctuation. Most people only go on Wednesdays for Zero Punctuation, which is a shame because they have lots of other awesome shows like Unskippable and There Will Be Brawl.
Guy: Dude, lets go watch Zero Punctuation on The Escapist!
Brush: Sweet, then lets watch Unforgotten Realms!
Guy: What?
The Escapist by TGBA October 25, 2009

escapisst 

One who lengthens the amount of time one spends in the bathroom as a way to avoid the harsh realities of life.
During the dark days of the Ching Chang revolution, I abandoned myself to escapisst tendencies as a temporary relief for my spiritual burdens.
escapisst by jqtcc July 5, 2011