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eno river academy

a fucking charter school in Hillsborough, North Carolinathat has a total of about 2 students. They didn't have time to interview any staff before hiring meaning we're stuck with some bat shit crazy teachers and some ones that don't even understand what they're teaching. Where the principal lies to the lower school about the the guy that's brought a knife into school three times with the intentions of stabbing someone. ERA is full of redneck white people who think they're the shit because their older sibling bought them a juul.
"Hey you go to ERA?"
"Yeah"

"Did you hear about the kid that tried to stab this one chick"
"Nah I was too busy hitting my juul in the bathroom"

eno river academy is where the rednecks with nicotine addictions go
eno river academy by pu55yki113r April 14, 2019
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eno gaming 

a youtuber, who has a fat ass, his only friend is a girl named emily
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being a happi boi or gurl; reaction when petting/seeing a kitten; devins happi call
eno eno by kitn1234 December 9, 2011
1. An oral medication that aids heartburn. Fizzes on contact with water.

2. A slang name for a morbidly obese woman. As one would need to sprinkle to see where it fizzes in order to aid copulation.
Billy: Check out that Eno's over there!

Jim: Yeah dude she must weigh at least 180kg's!
Eno's by sarcasm@will February 8, 2010
Old slang word used by market workers - a ways of saying the phrase "old one" but without anyone noticing.
hey hey... theres a serious eno dlo right there...
Eno Dlo by CA ILUA January 15, 2008
My sistey ❤ luv them you still coming over for lasgna
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Eno_24 by Kiiuru July 8, 2021