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eggnoited 

A person who has a turned up nose or a smashed in face. The tip of the nose has to either be turned upward or the person's chin and eyes stick out further than the nose.
The guy on Clerks II in Mooby's who pukes after Randal gives him shit on Lord of the Rings. He's eggnoited.
eggnoited by The Cannadys July 28, 2007
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eggbound 

The undesirable state of one's bowels which can arise if you don't get your 'five a day.'
Bob: Goddamn. It's 10.30pm and I've only had 2 apples and a banana today. That's only 3 portions of fresh fruit! Better get myself a couple of emergency satsumas.

Bob's mum : You'd better- or you'll get eggbound.
eggbound by Monty kicks ass August 25, 2006
an egg boi is anyone who suffers from oily skin. it makes you look like a bit of an egg head and boi ands more roast. egg boi’s are very special people. you should treat them with high amounts of respect
help im an egg boi today
egg boi by egg boi September 4, 2018
A hot girl that gets all of the girls because of how awesome she is.
Omg, eggbow is so fucking hot i wanna kiss her so bad lemme smooch her aaaaa
eggbow by eggbow November 21, 2021
Trying to go from zero to hero, but being bitch slapped backward in the attempt.
He tried to get famous but failed and became an eggboy.
A little rat who is a fortnite kid and also screams in your ears like a little baby well I mean he is a baby but sometimes is a chill dude but 90 percent of the time he is a rat
Eggbot is a little rat I'm really sorry to say this but he is
Eggbot by anonymous November 27, 2021