The Ellington 

ˈthē ˈe-liŋ-tən

The act of collecting and transferring sweat produced by the crevasse between the gluteus maximus under duress (e.g., such as heavy physical exertion and/or dining in a Tandoori restaurant).

Classical protocol calls for transferring said sweat onto appropriate digit and applying product to upper lip. Can be self-inflicted or shared with friends.

In the workplace, should only be used as a motivational or team-building tool.
Within family units parental consent is required and often a prerequisite for said activity.

Ralphy was mouthing off so I applied "The Elllington".

Team morale was low until "The Ellington" was executed.

The Ellington by Lady Logorrhea June 4, 2011

Ellington 

someone who's personality is as unique as their name, and who's kindness is rooted deep into their being as the meaning of the name is to their tendancies. Maybe they were named after the great Duke Ellington in hopes of the passing on a lost musical talent, or maybe they were named after the small town where two people fell in love. Maybe by the will of the universe this name was picked for them, but whatever it may be it still carries with it high dignity and high character. Ellington's are progressive and don't fall under one social group, like their name, they are fluid between masculinity and femininity. They have great ardor when they want to and can put anyone in a sentimental mood. Truly there is nothing comparable to the pukka passion, determination, wit and energy each Ellington carries with them.

"man that chick over there be vibing to take the A-train"
"of course she is, she's an Ellington, its her namesake

Ellington by schenkluveruwuthesimpsons November 19, 2019

Erling Haaland 

Erling Haaland is a very skilled and funny Norwegian footballer who was born in England.

Interviewer: "What's you secret? You scored 10 times in the champions league."
Erling Haaland: "Umm, hArd WorK. "

Erling Haaland by Wtf is that?? August 3, 2021

duke ellington 

Only the man who changed music forever.

Duke Ellington changed the world.

duke ellington by thebigkahuna July 16, 2005

erlinger 

To start a sentence strong but in one's pursuit of the most appropriate words, linger for way too long, frequently to the point of not finishing it. Speakers who erlinger are typically obsessed with sounding eloquent or fluent but ironically this very obsession prevents them from attaining their goal.

He wanted to talk about the ridiculousness of his assignment but I never actually learned what was so bad about it because he erlingered halfway through his rant.

erlinger by falcon49 August 22, 2021

There was a young woman from Ealing 

A Rhyme told by Hugh Grant on Bridget Jones.

There was a young woman from Ealing
Who had a perculiar feeling
She layed on her back
And opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling.

There was a young woman from Ealing Ealing a young woman a young girl pissed over the ceiling

There was a young woman from Ealing by AmmiceEmilyX February 19, 2013

Ellington 

a tiny ass town in CT where the population of cows is triple the population people.

Pat: "U live in Ellington?"
Garrett: "Ya I do."
Pat: "Which barn?"

Ellington by Pat an garrett June 19, 2008