earthling

A creature bound to the earth who realizes earth will always be home although its forced to live with religeons, politicians and overall clueless people to the final objective of the life force making it almost impossible to breathe. Cant we all just behave? I mean come on.......

earthling by zafod beeblebrox May 15, 2003

earthin 

Earthin is when you smoke weed and (thizz) take ecstacy at the same time.

BRO im earthin! Im earthin way to hard!
Come earth with me man.

earthin by RJ stoner! March 25, 2010

errthing 

another way of sayin everything

errthing got fucked up!

errthing by diHales October 23, 2008

Puny Earthling 

A derogatory title used by many alien species to describe not only humans but everything from and on earth.

Martian: You puny earthlings will bow at my name, for I am Zerogshah PLeSu III.

True American Earthling: Speak English asshole.


Plutian: Puny earthling, why do u stick your tongue out at me.

Dog: *Pisses on Plutian's legs*

Plutian: Prepare for your demise.

Dog: *Sits. Stops panting* Fuck you, your planet ain't even a planet no more.

Plutian: You're right. *Turns emo*

Puny Earthling by IZzxo March 27, 2009

hello earthlings 

this is an alien saying; typical alien

"Hello Earthlings"
hi alien

hello earthlings by Abbroxquik199992 October 16, 2011

earthling

Its what Ville Valo always speak

Greetings O Earthlings...take care, sweethearts

earthling by theteh February 7, 2004

earthling

Slang for lesbian

Look at those earthlings, if I was a lesbian, I'd be the biggest slut this worlds ever seen

earthling by Jesse123456 March 21, 2007