Bradley and Ewing-Gate Scandal 

The political and military scandal referred to when in the month of November, 2010, the only copy of Bradley and Ewing nuclear-warhead carrying Polaris III missile submarine disappeared from the (nuclear) seeding room.

Also known as "Ewing-gate", "Klushrio" and "Derklunt".

Person A: "Where the fuck is Bradley and Ewing?"

Person B: "I have no fucking clue. This is Ewing-gate all over again."

Person C: "Shut up, derklunt. I hate discussions about Bradley and Ewing-Gate Scandal."

Bradley and Ewing-Gate Scandal by Kabir101 November 26, 2010

ewie 

something that is totally utterly nd disgustingly disgusting!!

Anna: My sister shoved a frog in my face last nite!!
Ashlyn: What did you do?
Anna: I screamed,'EWIE!!!'

ewie by (=Maddy=) December 31, 2008

Patrick Ewing

n. The act of one's penis "accidentaly" falling out of one's pants in a humorous but mature manner.

"DUDE! Did you just see that bro's cock?! He totally just went patrick ewing on our ass! Sweet!

Patrick Ewing by Bill Hawthorn August 4, 2007

J.R. Ewing 

The greatest television villian of all time. J.R. was the money-hungry/power-hungry son of an oiler on the popular series "Dallas" who troubled others, including his brothers and wife, on a daily basis with his evil and selfish intentions. J.R. was deceptive, tactful, and humorous though hated by most of the characters on the show. He drove away his brother Gary, threatened to kill Gary's wife Valeen if she ever returned to Dallas, competed and sabotaged brother Bobby's marriage and place in the business, and of course destroyed his wife Sue Ellen's life...not to mention the lives of many others.

J.R. was such a selfish bastard but we loved to hate him.

J.R. Ewing by Bo Ewing August 25, 2005

ewin

A very cool and nice person who will always be there for you. Always knows how to take care of a problem. Specially, when you have nobody by your side.

Ewin is very cool.

ewin by $$Mone¥$$ December 2, 2014

ewineauctions 

short for Electronic Wine Auctions - where people bid on bottles on wine offered for auction on the internet. Bidders usually sit at their computers and don't even raise a sweat.

I logged on to ewineauctions and got myself a real bargain, a dozen bottles of plonk for bugger all.

ewineauctions by CutUpRough February 16, 2010

Izzy ewing 

Super duper kinkayyy.
She also loves to diperooney for a scooter snack

Did I see her leave yesterday...
She’s a real izzy ewing

Izzy ewing by Jëzüs June 7, 2020