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Suck a duck ass 

1: a Lame ass person
2: some one gullible as hell
3: some one who is socially awkward or Green
4: in Anglo Saxon term it means “suck a/my dick”
1: He really thought that try that old ass hustle on me I almost slapped his… SUCK A DUCK ASS out!

2: I know you fuQ’N lying! Girl Ivan spent all his money on her and she stood him up! Yeah he a… SUCK A DUCK ASS NIGGA now

3:You Toni what ever happen to that… SUCK A DUCK ASS intern you was training?

4: Dave: Hey Rich I know you off this weekend but can you cover me Saturday morning and Sunday night?
Rich: AWWW HELL NO YOU CAN… SUCK A DUCK

Duck's Ass

A way of combing your hair in the back. Instead of combing your hair straight down in the back, you would comb both sides in towards the middle and then, with the end of the comb, part it down the middle.

Also known as a DA, Duck Tail, or rarely a Duck Butt.
The Fonz always wore his hair in a Duck's Ass on Happy Days.
Duck's Ass by OneBadAsp October 24, 2006

ass duck 

A colon-dwelling fowl, native to the hineys of people that thrive off sucking the fun out of our lives - don't get an assduck.
Dude Fella #1: "I wonder if Mindy wants to go out tonight."
Dude Fella #2: "Nah, her ass duck won't let her go."
ass duck by Jason Piche December 28, 2005

tighter than a duck's ass 

Impermeable. I.e., watertight.
My English teacher is tighter than the proverbial duck's ass.

Duck's ass

Phil Mickelson-esque hair, or when the tail end of your half mullet flips up when you style it or wear a hair.
Check out Phil Mickelson's duck's ass. It's epic.
Duck's ass by Communicator21 March 27, 2011