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Douchewagon 

Used to describe an individual who acts in such a douche-ish manner, simply one douche is not sufficient to describe them. This person encompasses enough douche with their behavior to fill an entire wagon from front to back.
"Oh shit, I knew Greg was going to be at this party. Last time he threw up on my shoes - On purpose. What a douchewagon."
Douchewagon by GreenParrot713 September 16, 2009
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Douchebagon

A dragon that is a douchebag.
Dragon: *kicks over sandcastle* ROFLAWLZ
Ricky: Wow, what a douchebagon.
Douchebagon by Skelectory April 1, 2009

douchebagonomics 

Business conducted by large corporations intent to promote the short term gain of executive management, typically as the expense of subordinate corporate employees, small business, the environment, and long term corporate financial stability.
The douchebagonomics of Walmart crushed Eartle's discount clothing, a cornerstone of local blue-collar fashion for over 40 years.
douchebagonomics by Billy Reubens October 15, 2008

douschewagon 

super-dousche. A person who exceeds the normal level of douschebaggery.
"Look at that GDI!" "Yeah, what a douschewagon."

Douchewagon 

A vehicle, usually owned by ones father, used to carry douchebags and their crew.
i.e. Hummer H2
*a Hummer H2 roars by with toolish, drunk fratboys screaming out the windows* "Hope you wrap you douchewagon around a tree!!"
Douchewagon by tehshadow23 May 14, 2010

douchewagon 

Hey that sure was a good show-SHIT DUDE, LOOK AT THAT DOUCHEWAGON WEARING A GOOD CHARLOTTE SHIRT!
douchewagon by harry wang June 11, 2004

jumping on the douchewagon 

upon following some trends that should not be followed one is jumping on the douchewagon!

bandwagon for douchey behavior.
a while back when the douchecrew guys would wear the sunvisors (you use to see at the dollar store for the old people) upsidedown and backwards making them look like toolbots? anybody dressing like that was jumping on the douchewagon. I think it is safe to say that "popped" collars on polo-shirts falls into the same category.