Lw doing it 

Lightweight doing it. Originated in the Bay Area this term is used by tools to describe someone engaging in a positive action.

Pedro: eyy did you see Jason with Christine last night?

Anthony: yeah bruh he was lw doing it.

Lw doing it by Quan24 December 10, 2013

what are you doing step bro? 

The question you ask when your step bro walks into your room with his big schlong dong out and about. Expect "Sweet Home Alabama," to start playing in the next few seconds.

Step Sis: *in a loli voice* What are you doing step bro? *bites her lip as she tugs on her skirt*

FBI Agent: Okay I have seen enough

what are you doing step bro? by rottenkid May 9, 2019

Doing a Glitter 

When you have done something really bad which you hope no one ever finds out about, but you inexplicably and unintentionally hand the evidence to the police/the boss/you wife and suffer the consequences.

Doing a Glitter refers to Garry Glitter, aging UK glam rock star, who handed his PC into the repair shop as it had crashed, but he forgot it contained hundreds of pictures of child pR0n. They called the Cops. He was soon convicted as a sex offender and jailed.

Not to be confused with "Up the Glitter" which is what he was supposed to have asked the underaged girl in Vietnam, which was where he ended up after leaving the UK. Again he was convicted and jailed.

Doing a Glitter by BrettS2 October 13, 2008

doing dino 

A female who is having sex with A lot of people.

Shorty ass doing Dino’s every night!

doing dino by Mr.773 December 11, 2017

Disingenuous Assertions 

Disingenuous: lacking in frankness, candor, or sincerity; falsely or hypocritically

Assertion: positive statement or declaration, often without support or reason: a mere assertion; an unwarranted assertion.

put the two together and you have Disingenuous Assertions so I'll dumb it down for you people

Disingenuous Assertions: pretty much lying to make someone look good and something that so infuriating that it makes soldiers want to punch reporters

I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions

Disingenuous Assertions by Bushyfro September 29, 2011

Doing a Meg 

When you are doing a number two in the bed. Or anywhere that isn't a toilet

Doing a Meg came about cause Meg couldn't come to work one day cause she had severe gastro and had an accident in bed so she did a meg.

Doing a Meg by iamsbp May 8, 2020

What Are You Doing Step Bro? 

What you ask when your step bro is doing something he’s not supposed to.

Step Sis: “HELP! I’M STUCK”
Step Bro walks in.
Step Sis feels something.
Step Sis: “What Are You Doing Step Bro?”

What Are You Doing Step Bro? by DaddyMints July 21, 2020