Doink

Another name for the male penis. Usually only used if the penis is a talented one that can inflick massive pleasure for the sexual partner at that time. Someone can call their penis "Doink" only if they have never had even a medial compliment. it must be amazing!

Hey baby!! dont bite to hard on the doink!

Don't make me come overthere and throw some Doink down!

It's FREEZING outside and my Doink aint a bit shriviled!

Imma smack that hoe in the forehead with my Doink!

She took all but three fingers of my doink down her throat!

Doink by iknowyourspot February 25, 2010

Doink

Sound effect of a penis enlarging.

Ronnel always doinks in class.

Doink by Marvin_Jizzum July 31, 2010

Doink

A doink is typically imagined worldwide as a fat spliff, or doobie depending on where you're from.

E.g. "Alright bud, fancy a fat doink", " fuck yeah!".

Alright bud, fancy a fat doink? Oh hell yeah PAL.

Doink by Ion Lad October 26, 2017

doink

a lovable buffon who makes lots of mistakes. Sort of like a klutz but only verbally. Ususally only pertains to foreigners.

"doink. Thats not how you use that word."

doink by bunny November 13, 2003

Doink

To miss a field goal by hitting the posts in an American football field goal.

Cody Parkey just double doinked the game winning field goal

Doink by Cody Parkey January 6, 2019

Doink

Doinking ranges from hooking up to having sex. It's a slightly more appropriate word to say in some situations.

Did Bobby and Jill just doink or are they just friends only?

Doink by tearsintherain January 17, 2009

Doink

A phrase meaning cock.

Ant 'hey guys, suck my doink'

Doink by Face of Rochdale February 11, 2017