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Cocker Docker 

A large floppy-like penis
Zack: I'm sorry, but I have a bigger penis than you

Logan: No shit dude, you have a cocker docker
Cocker Docker by Shane Whitey November 12, 2012

Dicked Down 

Damn girl, I got dicked down last night proper.
Dicked Down by Nacho.Bizzzz2u July 22, 2017

scrotum docker 

When someone rubs their scrotum against a dock (mostly wooden ones), which boats tie up to. These are the most sick and twisted people you may ever come across. They will not stop scrotum docking! Not even if their scrotum looks like a sea urchin from having so many splinters in it!
( ex. 1 )

Cameron: ewww! look at that guy, why is he doing that to the dock?!

Jack: because he's a scrotum docker!

Cameron: if he gets a splinter there, wouldn't it hurt?

Jack: no, because his scrotum is very rough and tough skinned now from scrotum docking so much...

( ex. 2 )

Eddie: Is that a sea urchin connected to that guy?

Garrett: No, thats just a guy's scrotum after scrotum docking.
scrotum docker by bigc00n69 June 14, 2011
doch or doched refers to a situation when you are "doched" or fucked very bad
the term "doch" is another meaning for "fuck" it is widely used in asian countries like India,Bhutan,Bangladesh,Pakistan
"ash wanted to doch neal cause neal doched him before"
"he was doched yesterday because he did not complete his homework"
"i doched him very badly after what he did to my car"
"we are planning to doch him for his poor performance"
"i was doching her when you called yesterday"
doched by NealCaffrey November 26, 2013

Dicked Down 

To be dicked down, is to be pinned to the floor in pure orgasmic ecstasy by a partner's male genitalia.

It need not happen a lot, but when it does, the pure intense pleasure is unlike any other.

The dick is so good, it gives you life.

Cheating is not an option.

Masturbation is not an option.
All there is, and all there ever will be, is dick.
B: I got dicked down, I think he's the one.
Dicked Down by Glitter_feces October 24, 2017

Donked Out 

Donked out:

1. To drop out of an event/evening through stupidity or over indulgence.

2. To fail generally at a task.
"Christ lads, what happened to the Shiel twins last night? Tom donked out with a diabetic episode and Dan got sun stroke, total Donks"

"Did you see Shiel get knocked back by chebs and her mate, he donked out big time"
Donked Out by Big J Macc June 23, 2009