Amazin' Asian Discrimination

When there are lots of white and black representation and no Asian representation, that's amazin' Asian discrimination. What about the part of the population that gets straight As, has slanty eyes, and breakdances? Asians are amazin', and are often discriminated against. That's what we call AMAZIN' ASIAN DISCRIMINATION.

Asian 1:"I didn't get into that modeling agency that I tried out for."

Asian 2:"Why? You did great, you looked amazin', and all the other people were butt-ugly."

Asian 1:*sigh* "I think it was just amazin' Asian discrimination."

Amazin' Asian Discrimination by Amazin' Spazzin' Asian January 10, 2010

National Italian Discrimination Day 

October 10th Is National Italian Discrimination Day! Make fun of all your Italian friends!

Hey, did you hear it's National Italian Discrimination Day? Let's go make fun of Mikey!

National Italian Discrimination Day by morgantownmountaineer October 9, 2021

Age discrimination 

When idiot people think they're better than you because they're older.

in fact sometimes they just assume you're younger and bash on you.

it's pathetic and immature!!!!!!!!

Age discriminator: I hate little middle schoolers who think they can write good.

Girl: Um, they're in middle school, they only know what they were tought, you can't control that!

Age discriminator: They're still young and immature and gross

Girl: Actually, some people's mind mature faster than most,age is just a number, shutup, age discrimination isn't cool

Age discriminator: lol whatever, gtfo little 12 year old

girl: LMAO i'm 18!

Age discrimination by victomofthesuch August 8, 2009

Singles Discrimination Day 

Another way of referring to Valentine's day if your single.

Today is Singles Discrimination Day!

Singles Discrimination Day by PharmGrl March 2, 2011

chopstick discrimination 

When you are not noticeably Asian to the waiter/waitress at any oriental joint that you may decide to sit down and eat at, and they give you a fork and/or a fat spoon to eat your food with instead of chopsticks.

I went to that China Harbor the other day and the waiter came out with chopsticks at first but when he saw I was not one of them, he turned around and grabbed the oversized silverware instead. This type of chopstick discrimination is all too common!

chopstick discrimination by that\college\connect November 15, 2014

recovery discrimination 

When someone discriminates against another person in addiction recovery because that persons recovery is not the same. I. E. I am in a 12 step program and that is the only true recovery, one way, the only way, Methadone is not recovery.

This is recovery discrimination because I am on methadone and you don't think I am in recovery because it is not the same as your recovery.

recovery discrimination by kingofcrown0911 August 8, 2018

Discrimination 

"Action based on prejudice or racist beliefs that results in unfair treatment of individuals or groups; unjust conditions in areas such as employment, housing and education." - Museum of Tolerance

There are many terrible examples of discrimination, such as the Holocaust, the KKK, Homophobia, Women's equal rights, etc.

Discrimination by jimbobjoeshmoecheesechickenmonkeyfriedpastramicheeseandpiewithle December 8, 2003