I digress 

To deviate from the original topic of conversation, to go off topic. Typically one says this phrase when they realized they have gone off topic and decide to return to the original point.

Another definition is to return to an original point.

Man1: Yes yes I know I'm a slacker and an asshole, but I digress. We need to come up with a plan now. (bad example sorry)

George was doing so well with getting his grades up but he's digressed into that bad behavior of drinking and partying all night and not doing any work.

I digress by cloudsgrl October 28, 2010

Reader's Digest Syndrome

(n) - The tingly, prickly, and sometimes debilitating feeling in the legs after a long toilet session. Most commonly resulting from sitting there too long to finish a column or story in the bathroom companion. Originally resulting from its namesake magazine, Reader's Digest Syndrome or RDS can result from any lengthy toilet/reading session of any material.

I took the magazine to the crapper so I could read a quick article while I drop the kids off at the pool. I ended up reading a 5 page article about some dude falling off a cliff even though I was blessed with a one wipe wonder. I tried to stand up but I had a serious case of RDS (Reader's Digest Syndrome) and my legs gave out. I ended up blacking out when I hit my head on the toilet. The janitor found me 2 hours later with pants around my ankles. I think he took my magazine...

Reader's Digest Syndrome by Douglasazo January 12, 2006

Dixiesticks

Dixie sticks are really good editors there best fandom friends are sunraes they are really sweet two and there fandom sisters/brothers are dunkins there really sweet two dixie sticks are nice but if you hate on them they will hate back

Dixiesticks

Dixiesticks by I am a dixie stick February 2, 2021

racking up digits 

the act of scoring points in basketball, or getting phone numbers from girls

Rajon Rondo was Racking up digits during the NBA finals

racking up digits by li'l NAS July 7, 2010

Readers Digest Version 

The abbreviated version of a story, experience, or work-related issue.

Matt... come on, I don't want a play-by-play of your date last night, give me the Readers Digest Version: did you hook up or not?

Readers Digest Version by blockpass270 August 20, 2008

digistraction 

The constant distraction caused by all kinds of digital media like blog articles, newsletters, mailing-lists, videos, podcasts, mp3-files etc. (based on 'digital' and 'distraction')

He never finishes anything because of constant digistraction.
"I'm sorry, I'm a victim of digistraction."
Oscar Wilde (updated): "I can resist anything except digistraction."

digistraction by Jochen Lueders December 25, 2008

meaty digits 

When you see a lady with her large hands hanging out of a window of a car, and she is waving them about the air.
It is also a large, stiff penis.

I'm going to punch you in the meaty digits!

meaty digits by tcbtmhbanana August 27, 2007