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Diddle my fiddle 

Fingering oneself to the point of orgasm whilst listening to music played by a fiddle.
Spencer said he would diddle my fiddle later tonight.
Diddle my fiddle by iNfONATION January 28, 2014

diddle-goose 

A goose which is held in captivity (usually chained in a basement/dungeon) and often fondled by its captors in a sexual fashion. Some diddle-goose enthusiasts will order their diddle-geese to perform house chores in lingerie (often silken pantaloons).
1. Diddle-goose! Get your diddled little rump over here so I can diddle you.

2. Diddle-goose! Fetch me my boots! (ohhhh yea, work them pantaloons babeh!)
diddle-goose by benzene pie December 11, 2010

diddler on the floof

A person who molests dogs. Especially fluffy ones.
Joe Nofi is a really sick fuck! He's a diddler on the floof!

kiddie diddler 

the "diddling" of children, also known as child molestation
Hank's a total kiddie diddler.
kiddie diddler by Anon1351467 March 22, 2012

hoe bum diddley

Giving full anal satisfaction. Licking a womans ass prior to intercourse.
hoe bum diddley by Piss Pot Pete January 13, 2009

diddle kid 

"Batman's a pretty penny, but Diddle Kid's cheap as hell!"