detention

A stupid way teachers try to teach you a lesson...by the way, it doesn't work!

Teacher: Hey you just got yourself a detention.
Student: Another one.
Teacher:Yeah.
Student:O well, it's just a detention.

detention by Eric Someone May 19, 2005

Detention

Where Nathan Sykes likes to get physical.

'Just please don't tell the principle, the feelings irrisistible, in detention getting physical.'

Detention by NathansWhore October 17, 2011

thot detected 

when you DETECT A THOT in the area.

THOT DETECTED!

thot detected by ShrekZ May 27, 2017

La Dama Demente

(n.)also known as the Demented Dame, Tawney, or Puerca, she is known for her lack of morals and fiendish interest in sex and violence.

There goes La Dama Demente. What a cunt!

La Dama Demente by Sapo Loco March 2, 2008

demented cartoon movie 

See the demented cartoon movie.

Blah Guy 52: Meh. I'm bored.
Blah Guy 53: Yeah, me too.
52: Uh... what do you want to do?
53: Um... i dunno. Wanna play a game?
52: Oh sure, what kind?
53: Oh, i dunno.
52: Hmm.
53: Oh I know! Let's play catch the H-Bomb!
52: Yeah!
*boom.*

demented cartoon movie by ianweller April 2, 2005

Detention provention 

When you suck off the principal to get out of detention

Dad - did you get a detention

U - yes
Dad - why aren't you there
U - cause I blew him
Dad- so you got detention provention

Detention provention by Daddies malk November 11, 2018

After work detention 

Similar to a detention in the fact that you are kept behind after finishing time,its a way for large multi national companies to hold employee's behind for working too quickly/hard and finishing early , usually involves some kind of team building excercise or pointless tidying up and painting .

Employee 1 " awesome were doing really well today i'll easily make it home in time to watch the game tonight"

Employee 2 " I doubt it! the boss has just given us an After work detention "

After work detention by Not a chance man March 19, 2008