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Shitting for the cycle 

The act of defecating, smoking (preferably weed), drinking a beer, and jacking off, all in one bathroom break. Even better when done at work, on the clock.
Bill: "Dude, you were gone for like 7 and a half minutes, what gives?"

Ted: "Dude chill, I was shitting for the cycle, and still getting paid $6.50 per hour!!!"

Bill: "How do you feel"

Ted: "Super awesome dude!!!!
Shitting for the cycle by Pskawt81 January 24, 2011
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THE CYCLE OF LIFE 

The Cycle of life was invented by Mahi. If broken you are probably going to be criticized by its creator, so don’t break the Cycle of life. The Cycle of life can be broken by not having kids or not getting married. It is such an important part of life; it is the future of the next generation that's why it is so important not to break it. Many people choose to break it, and in some people's eyes it is not a big deal but for others it can be sacred and if broken you could be treated poorly by those people because of the path you've chosen.Mahi knows that Miss Grindley, our English teacher and her “best friend”, broke it. This broke her heart and whoever doesn’t know it, she gets very sad and feels betrayed. As you can tell, the Cycle of Life is a very important and serious thing. I personally will not break the Cycle Of Life. YOU SHOULD NEVER BREAK IT OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES.
LIFE LESSON OF THE DAY - DON'T BREAK THE CYCLE OF LIFE

Bi-Cycle 

Bi-Cycle is the ebb and flow of attraction to different sexes that a bisexual person may experience.

A bisexual male who is primarily attracted to females may find themselves more interested in males for a time being and vice versa.
"Three months ago I was really crushing on Sarah, but I this week my Bi-Cycle is steering me towards Max :/"
Bi-Cycle by Arbiter_of_ALL January 31, 2018

Hitting for the cycle 

When a male a ejaculates using all four classic techniques within a short time span. These four ejaculations consist of a hand job, blow job, sex, and anal intercourse. This refers to hitting a single, double, triple, and home run in the same game or night.

With multiple partners it is considered a grand slam.
The other night I almost hit a cycle, but my girlfriend tried to throw me out sliding into home. I ignored all signs to stop and plowed the catcher. "Hey, no blood no fun"

Hitting for the cycle is a work of art. Everybody is a winner.

Use extreme caution for females under the age of 15!!!
A secret setting on the washing machine that is discovered as one of the final stages of enlightenment.
Yesterday, Susie achieved Cycle-T whilst cleansing her darks of a particularly stubborn spaghetti sauce stain.
Cycle-T by portraitofsound December 2, 2007

X-Bow Cycle 

Xbow cycle is a deck in clash royale used by 40-year-old men that like hopping on big veiny cocks. This deck is also used by people who have no social life and spend 20 hours a day in their darkroom.
Person 1: Hey do you want to hang out?

Person 2: No sorry I can't I'm bouncing on cock.

Person 1: Oh sorry I forgot you play X-Bow Cycle.
X-Bow Cycle by hasdj June 10, 2021