italian cruise ship 

epic fail, a reason to shut the lights and call it a day

"Mister, you're an embarrassment to yourself and this company."
"Yer right. I'm out like the captain of an italian cruise ship."

italian cruise ship by giraffe-o January 30, 2012

crimson jack 

An event in masturbation when, during ejaculation, blood is produced from the penis rather than semen.

Guy 1: Dude I crimson jacked last night and I don't know what to do.
Guy 2: What the fuck? get that shit checked out.

crimson jack by Goblin Kng August 20, 2017

Terp Cruise 

To drive extremely aggressively while excessively intoxicated.

Yo ill probably do this sidewalk slammer then just Terp cruise home

Terp Cruise by Anonymous Doosh June 18, 2021

Dominican cruise liner

A vessel or vehicle used to smuggle in immigrants into the United States. A boat could be used by hiding in a container box for the journey. Or a truckload of bananas is another example as one may height crossing the Mexican border to make it to the promised land. Where the promise of welfare programs, and Pres. Obama sponsored free phones awaits usually the bottom of the barrel of citizens.

Jose made it in on a Dominican cruise liner.

The drug cartel sponsored the Dominican cruise liner in hopes of getting new product to the states.

Dominican cruise liner by 7mary3 September 16, 2014

Crimson American 

Politically correct: red hair, pale skin, freckles.

-Well, he's not exactly white. He's Crimson American.

-Mah' Crimson American.

-Ginger?

-It's Crimson American.

Crimson American by T o f t June 8, 2014

Tom Cruise Technology 

(TCT) n. Term referencing the height enhancing effect of shoes with a particularly thick heel/sole. Shoes employing TCT are typically worn by males who are vertically challenged. Derived from MBT (Masai Barefoot Technology) - a brand of footware which employs very thick soles - often bought by small men under the pretence that it is good for their posture.

Ride attendant rookie: Wow, Tom's looking rather tall. I didn't think he'd be tall enough to ride this roller coaster.

Ride attendant manager: Don't be fooled son. Look at those heels. He's using Tom Cruise Technology - or "TCT's".

Ride attendant manager (to Tom): Oi! Not so fast Maverick! Go feed your need for speed on the teacups.

Tom Cruise Technology by rocksigneous July 30, 2009

The Crimson Pollock 

The vengeful and surprising act of a woman who after riding her male partner with panties on, covertly pulls out her fully soaked tampon and proceeds to whip the femine product all over the chest of her partner. Thus using his chest and torso as an abstract art canvas; in the style of artist Jackson Pollock.

After being the victim of the dirty Sanchez Sally decided she would exact revenge and would perform The Crimson Pollock on her unsuspecting partner the next time she was on her period.

The Crimson Pollock by Geen-Ter December 10, 2012