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Some one who is a console underated goated free agent player and the y play sixteen hours a day. On a good day they play 20 hours. And they drop out of high school as a junior.
THESE KIDS ARE FUCKIN CROATED! OH YOUR CROATED AS FUCK. OH FUCK THIS KIDS CROATED AS SHIT.
Croated by Jiff Gat0 April 27, 2019

Croatoan Day 

It's the day that Supernatural fandom has been waiting for.
Where Supernatural fandom celebrates the day of the Apocalypse and Croatoan virus spread.
By celebrating we draw Croatoan word on our visible parts of body and take pictures of excessive amount of toilet papers we own at our houses.

This celebration day is caused by episode of famous Tv show called Supernatural, where is season 5 episode 4, one of the main characters Dean Winchester is sended to the future between a 1 - 7 of August 2014, to see the consequences of his actions.

"Hoard the toilet paper, hoard it like it's made of gold".
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Croatoan Day by PaulaBear August 1, 2014

croatan high school

A pot distributing factory posing as a high school
Person one: You go to croatan high school?
Person two:*too high to answer*
croatan high school by ghosty ghost December 20, 2010

serbo-croatian 

The common language of several former Yugoslavian republics: Serbia, Croatia and Bosnia. But don't tell a Serb, Croat or Bosnian that. ;)
Dr. Kovaæ speaks Serbo-Croatian and English.
serbo-croatian by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

Trench Coats 

1. A type of coat which drapes down to your lower knees or near your feet. Occasionally has inner and/or deep pockets to carry materials.

2. A type of clothing that is infamously known by pretty much everyone in existence today from the Trench Coat Mafia who terrorized Columbine back in 1999.

3. I wear this kind of clothing and it scares the shit out of people.

4. If you wear it, you get severely steroetyped by pretty much anyone (even cops, who banned me from the mall for 'shoplifting'. They didn't like the coat, I presume).
Example 1: Me: I love my Trench Coat. It's so warm.

Example 2: Me: The Trench Coat Mafia made a bad name for these cool ass coats.

Example 3: Scared Citizen: Get that coat away from me!

Trench Coat Wearer: Fuck off, I ain't leaving buddy.

Example 4: Cop: I'm gonna have to let you leave, son.

Random Guy: Why, officer?

Cop: You shoplifted, didn't you?

Random Guy: Uh, no I didn't.

Cop: Well, the Trench Coat pretty much gives it away. You're banned for a year. If you come back, you'll be arrested.

Random Guy: I'm getting tired of this place, anyways. (Whispering) Fucking stereotype...
Trench Coats by Mister E. February 14, 2004

Croatan High School

A collection of the most obnoxious white kids (aged 14-18) in any specific area.
Person 1: Hey you wanna head out tonight?
Person 2: Nah, all the Croatan High School kids are out.
Croatan High School by herndonium September 15, 2020