Crisis Wall Management 

(noun) - Posting a message on facebook that initiates a wall war between two friends that do not know each other which compels the poster to delete posts, send instant messages and texts to quell the skirmish.

Larry: Wow! What's was up with your post last night? You certainly had Jody and Lisa catfighting on your wall.

Vince: Yeah, I had to partake in some serious crisis wall management.

Crisis Wall Management by ITALUS September 10, 2011

crisis averted 

It is the formal expression for "Pheww"

My boss didn't catch me having sex with his wife.. Crisis averted

crisis averted by Sab Maya Hai January 24, 2017

Crisis Queen 

A Crisis Queen is someone who profits or takes pleasure in injecting themselves into an event of stress or calamity. They often have very little connection to the problem at hand but that does not stop them from swooping in and "helping out". The real problem is that they most often make the situation worse and can turn a small incident into a major headache. They can be either a man or a woman, a reverend or a minister. The Crisis Queen is related to Drama Queen but the CQ often has an ulterior motive and wants to see the situation get negative. They are basically a high profile ambulance chaser with higher stakes.

General Motors and the Unions were close to an agreement on their contracts until the Crisis Queens got involved. Now it looks like they're all headed towards bankruptcy.
OR:
As if we these poor flood victims weren't in bad enough shape, now the Crisis Queen has arrived and wants to blame the government for not stopping the rains.

Crisis Queen by miwok April 7, 2009

crisis fuck 

Sudden and desperate sexual intercourse emanating from isolation during the Pandemic.

It was unfortunately no more than a crisis fuck.

crisis fuck by Dr Bunnygirl April 18, 2020

crisis beard 

When a normally clean shaven man forgoes shaving during a crisis, so that others around him know that he is fully engaged in resolving the crisis and not worrying about minor things like hygiene

The situation must be serious, because Bob is developing one heck of a crisis beard.

crisis beard by Stoic Leader October 3, 2013

crisis of the hole 

The true crisis in Trump’s first formal televised speech of his administration which is that he is an asshole.

It is not a crisis of the heart or soul, or a crisis at the US border, but a crisis of the hole that is plaguing the United States.

crisis of the hole by Dr Bunnygirl January 8, 2019

crisis car 

The hot little convertible sports car (any vintage, from classic to next year's model) that you just know was purchased by a guy with a combover as part of his midlife crisis.

Check out that red ragtop Corvette in front of Denny's! That's a crisis car if I've ever seen one. You know the driver is some old bald dude with a combover going through a divorce.

crisis car by Duxall Inarow June 3, 2010