cripingtons 

similar in origin to cripes, but referring to a more extreme situation ( vulgar in some circles). seemingly concieved by a british trumpeter in the 90's

*hits thumb with hammer* cripingtons!

cripingtons by OndRaSe January 6, 2006

bag chiping 

bag chiping is the profession in which much like a seagul the candidate makes attempt to remove idle chips from the HJ bag that have fallen out of the chip container and found there resting place at the bottom of the bag. This normally tends to manafest a conclusion of friendships there fore confirming the idea of seperating work and home. this tendinsy is normally exhibited in people classified as stinge or the slightly more crude rascial descrimination of 'jewish'

FRIEND: cant believe kelsy is bag chiping again hes ruining his life.
friend 2: yes this addiction got to stop. hes got a family to think of.
Kelsy: CHIPS YUM I LOVE NOT HAVING TO PAY>>>>>

bag chiping by taskmaster September 14, 2009

crimping 

A genre of music invented by The Mighty Boosh which involves improving about situations in a way similar to rap without actual music.

Famous example include The Soup Song, Trapped in Cabinets and Eels.

The crimping competition last night was amazing, Daniel really pulled off that song about llama tennis.

crimping by Adam Smythe December 28, 2007

Crimping 

When you pleasure your partner with a frozen pasty, usually knob end first unless your from Devon. Works best with a medium steak, unless a total slag then a large steak will be needed.

"ere robbo, had Sandra round last night did a rate bit of crimping she gushed everywhere"

Crimping by Jaxboooo October 12, 2019

Urban Crimping 

crimping was origonally a term to describe the steeling of apples in the countryside - urban crimping is steeling road signs/cones, house for sale signs, road name signs and the like while under the influence of alcohol at around 2am

dude... lets go..... err what was i gonna say.... er oh yea mate,grab me that beer and lets go urban crimping!!!!!

Urban Crimping by meigel sanchez June 12, 2006

crapington 

it is a form of badminton that is played inside a house, preferabley in the downstairs hall infront of the front door. is best played when to people who cant play are playing

e.g, oh jess, fancy a game of crapington

crapington by Lynn & Jess September 11, 2004

Crimping 

An act of movement outside the norm, such as scooting, creeping, or duck-walking.

Joey, began crimping down the hallway, catching everyone's attention with this strange spectacle.

Crimping by comeonpeople October 11, 2016