creeper 

In urban driving, someone who drives at an unnecessarily slow speed, creating traffic jams for no reason, and creating a hazardous situation as drivers with somewhere to be have to go arond them.

1. I should have got in the other lane. I knew that lady was going to be a creeper!

2. All timid drivers are creepers, but not all creepers are timid drivers.

creeper by Boston Driver April 13, 2013

Creeper 

An enemy from minecraft. they are green,have 4 legs and when they get close to you they will make a "ssssssss" noise and then explode.

ssssssssssss" "BOOOM" (a typical encounter with a creeper)

Creeper by pseudo-b September 25, 2010

creeper 

an offensively unimaginative word devised by tacky, braindead college students to describe people they deem sinister, indecorous, uncouth, or otherwise unpleasant.

"omg, i was gettin wasteyface at bennigan's, and some creeper was totally creepin on my bestiessss!!!1!!

creeper by Sherman McCoy March 30, 2008

creeper 

a type of enemy mob in minecraft, a popular indie PC game. The creeper looks exactly like a penis, with the body making up the shaft and the feet looking like balls. This is all unintentional of course; the game's creator, Notch, says the Creeper comes from failed attempts to draw a pig.

The Creeper attacks by purposfully waiting in the corners of cave and silently stalking you. hence the name. Once the creeper gets within two blocks of you, it will make a sound like a fuse, and then blow up after a few seconds. This action is often described as "sssssssssssBOOM."

The Creeper is probably the most reconizable and despised creature in Minecraft. If one is spotted, AVOID.

I was mining in Minecraft, when I came across a pit of lava. I had some diamonds with me, so I carefully dug out a path around it I was about halfway through this process when I heard the telltale hiss of a creeper behind me. I turned around and it blew up right in my face. The last thing I saw before respawning were my precious diamonds falling into the lava. God damn creepers.

creeper by wpk914 January 10, 2011

Creeper 

It like stares at you while you mine, or looks at you for hours through your window. Likes to lurk in dark places. You know right away there's a creeper nearby, when you hear "SSSssss" after you thought it was safe and have your back turned to it.

You "Oh boy! Coal!"
Creeper: *SSSSssss*
You: "What... Oh shi-"

Creeper by Bob the Miner November 2, 2010

Creeper 

Something that everyone is at some point.

The state of being someone acting (often unintentionally) creepy, perverse, or weird, in a manner that is quite hysterical.

Amanda: So I was walking by Steven's room last night and he must not have realized how loud his music was. I could hear "Circus" coming through the door.

Connie: Oh, Amanda, you can be such a creeper.


Luke: Dude, what the hell? Why are there so many pics of me on facebook. I can't even see myself in most of them.

Dan: Nah, dude, there you are, being a creeper.

Luke: Shit, I look like that? Damn, why didn't Miranda just take a pic somewhere else? I'm in like 50 of these.

Dan: At least there'll be a good media photo for when you get arrested for stalking.

Luke: Ass.

Creeper by dont_ask_my_cab February 5, 2009

creeper 

Older men who hang out in college clubs and bars and stare at girls half their age and occasionally make obscene gestures and comments.

Look at that creeper over in the corner staring at you. He is wearing gold chains and his shirt is unbuttoned to show off his chest hair. gross.

creeper by Bridget S. September 28, 2005