Simon Cowelling

1. Giving everything a snarky and brutal thumbs down or hyper-generous thumbs up and presenting it as an expert opinion, while using an authoritative voice.

2. Progressive cultural and artistic ruin caused by the promotion of music that is sung in an artistically dead, soulless, and ambitious manner.

1. He was Simon Cowelling the movie, the restaurant's menu, and even the waitress when it was time to leave a tip. Then he Jeremy Clarksoned my car on the way home. Even his girlfriend was embarrassed.

2. Commercial radio has been Simon Cowelling us since the beginning.

Simon Cowelling by Ramblingvine July 22, 2009

Simon Cowell’d 

That will be a no from me.

Dude: I just asked her out and got Simon Cowell’d.

Waiter: Would you like to try the squid, tonight?

Customer: That’s a no from me.
Waiter: Why does the squid always get Simon Cowell’d?

Simon Cowell’d by Luna Stark November 20, 2019

Simon cowell 

a waste of space

What is simon cowell doing? hes not helping anyone. such a waste of space!

Simon cowell by toe sniffer January 6, 2021

Megan Cowell

The most amazing human being on planet earth. The prettiest, most thoughtful girl you will ever meet. Cries more than five times a day, but always for valid reasons. She's a supporter and never lets you down. The sweetest person to have lunch with ever.

Wow I really wish I had a Megan Cowell as my best friend.

Megan Cowell by micliciousss January 20, 2019

Simon Fucking Cowell

A giant asshole known best for his unimpressed attitude and his role on America's Got Talent as a judge. He's really, really hated by Bruno Powroznik.

I REALLY hate Simon Fucking Cowell!

Simon Fucking Cowell by Jellie_Bells December 8, 2021

simon cowell day 

A day when u just wanna criticise anything and everything around u....regardless of how good the day is actually going...with reference to a certain Simon Cowell, the ultimate critic

Man...yesterday I had such a Simon Cowell day...I was fishing on my sailboat, doing some Bud, with my wife blowing my pipe...and I still found a reason to complain!!!

simon cowell day by Animesh Prasad June 19, 2008

Simon Cowell 

A judge on Pop Idol and American Idol. He has a strange liking for high trousers and he is disliked because he is honest to stupid crap wannabes who can't sing.

The stupid twat cried after Simon Cowell told him he was a pile of shit.

Simon Cowell by psycho bitch March 14, 2004