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Coronabeard 

A beard grown while in quarantine or isolation during the 2019 Coronavirus pandemic. Often grown at the start of isolation with a plan to shave it off at the end of the pandemic in celebration. Observed as photos shared over social media for purposes of bragging right or simply to stave off boredom.
How do you like my Coronabeard? I am five days into growing my Coronabeard.
Coronabeard by misph1re March 25, 2020
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Coronatard

Someone who does stupid shit (such as stock up on toilet paper) because of the Coronavirus.
I just saw two men fighting over toilet paper in the supermarket today. Such coronatards...
Coronatard by TheTrollingHACKER March 22, 2020

coronaventing 

The act of standing with a group of individuals discussing how Coronavirus means you can no longer hang out together
Danielle and Megan and I were coronaventing today about how we couldn’t all go out for drinks after work.
coronaventing by Maskedme March 12, 2020

coronabesity 

The weight you gain from sheltering in place and eating your anxiety over the coronavirus news coverage. Similar to Freshman 15
Did you see Karen after her quarantine? Talk about coronabesity!
coronabesity by svcdude March 20, 2020

Coronation Quiche 

1) Food purchased solely to be used in a protest. One is 'crowned' with the (usually rotten) food. Hence the word coronation. Out of date quiche is readily available and can be thrown in an aero-dynamic way.

2) To spend other people's money on something that you want and they don't. In this case it's not the food that's rotten, but the source.

3) Rotten food.
For example: "He was supposed to buy the pizza, but he got us all salad instead. Tasted like Coronation Quiche".

Queen City Coronation 

When someone defecates a ring of feces on another person's head (usually one who is passed-out drunk), thus resulting in a crown.
Did you see how fucked up Jesse was at the party last night? He ended up passing out on the couch so David gave him a proper Queen City Coronation.
Queen City Coronation by NikNasty November 14, 2009

Coronator 

Someone who recovers from corona virus
Ruby just recovered from the corona virus. She is a badass Coronator.
Coronator by mirage88 March 14, 2020