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Coastal Retards

Stereotypical coastal residents, mostly Californians, that think where they live is the best. They trash on and stereotype other regions of the US, particularly the Midwest.
Coastal Resident: "I hate the Midwest, it's so boring and flat and there's nothing to do!"

Intelligent human: "Perhaps actually go to those places and get off the interstate instead of trashing on a place Hollywood told you is horrible?"

Coastal Resident: "Fuck off, flatlander!"

Intelligent Human: "Sorry for offending you. I know you Coastal Retards are too used to excitement to come to you instead of you actually trying to look for it."

Coastal Postal 

While on vacation at the beach, a random hookup which consist of at least a blowjob.
Ivy got a little Coastal Postal while on vacation.
Coastal Postal by MountAiryXC October 17, 2010

Coastal Rangers 

Swedish Special Naval Auxiliary force that are charged with protecting and cordoning off Sweden's coastal and littoral zones from enemy amphibious landings and enemy naval attacks. Coastal Rangers are similar to the U.S. Navy SEALs and British SNS (Special Naval Service).
Coastal Rangers are very well trained soldiers.
Coastal Rangers by Loks July 7, 2005

Coastal Fog 

The bleachy sour after taste of semen.
My old lady was bitchin about my coastal fog, so I made her brush her teeth.
Coastal Fog by wtfgwar July 7, 2010

coastal bitches 

Good looking American bitches from the coasts who travel to the Midwest to steal men away.
Christina: I was at the local tractor pull and these coastal bitches stole my boyfriend!

Coastal Democrat 

Philosophically ultra liberal Democrats living along the east coast of the United States from Boston to Washington, DC, and along the west coast from Seattle to San Diego generally out of touch with Democrats living in the middle of the United States.
The coastal democrats didn't understand why there were so many democrats in the midwest who voted for Donald Trump.
Coastal Democrat by riskdoctor2 April 18, 2018