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Making The Closing

1. The act of closing a store.
2. Written on a resume belonging to a foreigner (usually of French background) when referring to what he/she has done in previous jobs.
3. When shooting the shit, something said just to continue a conversation (Usually with a sexual undertone or meaning).
1. Who's making the closing tonight?
2. I look forward to making the closing at your store.
3. Why don't the two of you come over and make the closing with us?
Making The Closing by Ryan Butao January 19, 2008
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Something that in small doses is desirable or pleasant, however in large doses becomes disgusting. Deserts that are overly sweet are described as cloying since they would be delicious if they contained less sugar. The judges on the Food Network show "Chopped" use the terms "cloying" or "cloyingly sweet" to describe a repulsively sweet dessert. An example of a cloying dessert would be a sugar cookie with a frosting that used refined sugar, honey, powdered sugar, sweetened chocolate and high fructose corn syrup. One bite and you would need an insulin shot.

This word can also pertain to people who are tolerable for short periods of time but become annoying and even repulsive if you have to spend an extended period of time with them. You say "hi" or smile as you pass them, but when they stop you to talk they become instantly cloying.
That Creme Brule'e icecream was so cloying, I threw it away after eating one bite. Too sweet for me.

I smiled at the hot chick in the office and she stopped to talk to me, after 5 minutes of her rambling on, she became cloying and now I avoid her.

Some of the most cloying celebrities are: Gilbert Goddfried, Jim Carey, Donald Trump, Kanye West, Chris Brown and Jessica Simpson. I can take them at first, but after a few minutes I have to change the channel.
Cloying by Desmond Boulevard August 25, 2013
The act of "doing the deed". To close is the have sexual intercourse with someone. Particularly used in regards to a girl who is hard to get.
Jack: Did you close last night?

Andy: Nah she wanted to wait until shes in a relationship to bang, closing was never a possibility.
Closing by nickspace November 14, 2012
When someone, post-breakup, pretends to not care about that person anymore or their new relationship
Person 1: Lori said she doesn’t like Zachary anymore
Person 2: She is just in denial

Person 1: Yep, she totally cleoing
Cleoing by IKnewTheTruth December 18, 2022

gay cloning

The phenomenon describing how many gay guys are attracted to other guys who look exceedingly similar to themselves.
A: Have you ever noticed how so many gay couples look like each other?
B: Yeah, of course. It's gay cloning.
gay cloning by SpillingTea January 16, 2015

Compulsive App Closing 

Someone that closed an App as soon as they exit out of it.
His Compulsive App Closing is so extreme that in 4 hours his Iphone went only from 100-96%.
Compulsive App Closing by Rushabc7 February 4, 2014

This ride's closing! 

humorous: used to describe a situation when smth/smb will no longer be available for use
Rachel: We're throwing Phoebe a bachelorette party.
Phoebe: Yeah! Sorry, boys. This ride's closing!