Claris 

Claris is a person whom you should meet she is super active and cute. Although she has very little confidence, she is a extrodinary person that you should care and love for you life. If you meet her you better not mess up!!! And of you try to mess with her, your dead meat she is a badass person

Chloe: omg my friend just beat up a boy!!!
Cathlyn: omg!!! She must be a claris
Cheryl: she is one special person!!!

Claris by belugaslimex November 21, 2018

Jeremy Clarkson

A great man who has the best opinions and an amazing way of saying things with a huge amount of metaphors, is firmly against going slower than 120mph and speed cameras, once had his own chat show called Clarkson but was recieved too much hate mail for the sheer amount of abuse he spewed.

Talking to a Spanish guy "well you're just bone idle really aren't you" not just that Spanish guy the whole of Spain...genius

Jeremy Clarkson by Stutley February 24, 2005

Clarksonesque 

Of or relating to the antics of the great Jeremy Clarkson, prophet of the powerslide and mankind's savior against speed cameras, speed limits, nanny states, Korean cars, traffic cops, Piers Morgans, dull journalism, caravans, global warming nonsense, hybrids, and anything else preventing you from your right to do 120mph on public roads. Such antics include drifting, perfectly offensive comical taste, being very tall and sort of old and fat, falling down, catching on fire, exploding things, and yelling POWERRRRRR!!1!!!11 while doing all of the above. Top Gear is the primary producer of all things Clarksonesque.

He adopted a Clarksonesque attitude towards fixing his old car; He pulled out the biggest hammer he could find and beat the shit out of it

Clarksonesque by WTF_raeG_poT October 8, 2011

Clarkson 

¹One big noisy thing with pubes for hair

²An infantile pillock! That needs to tidy up a mess he has advertently caused.

³An insufferable oaf!

⁴A male human that resembles an Orangutan

"CLARKSON!!"

Clarkson by TedCourse April 27, 2020

Claysterpillar 

Pillars made of clay are usually referred to as "stick" or "claysterpillar." They are often made of glass or ceramic materials.

Be careful, as there may be broken pieces of glass or ceramic on the floor. This is the same as saying "be careful, there may be a lot of claysterpillars on the floor." I'm going to claysterpillar - I'm going to sleep, and so on...

Claysterpillar in my pants, can't get away from it. Me and the boys gon' smoke a couple of claysterpillars later today. He is talking claysterpillar, he is talking nonsense.

Claysterpillar by fcsf December 17, 2022

Claris 

A charming and highly intelligent individual with a witty sense of humour. She may appear boring at first but is someone you would never want to sleep on. She often influences jealousy. Has been through a lot of bullshit but is able to handle it all. She is blessed with many talents and is extremely gifted.

Wow! She’s so amazing!! She’s definitely a Claris!

Claris by Holysacredball July 5, 2019

Clarisse

Most amazing, beautiful, gorgeous and stunning girl ever but somehow manages to not be up herself!

Amazingly supportive to all her friends which makes guys fall for her!

Great dancer and has a lot of hidden talents :)

must be a Clarisse

Clarisse by Citrus girl May 9, 2011