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Mid-life Chrysler 

Any car purchased by a man suffering through a midlife crisis and uses a new car to hide his age, baldness, lack of being up-to-date, or all/some of the above.
"Heard Jim's dad got a new Mustang," "I heard the rogaine didn't cut it, so for his 40th he bought himself a Mid-life Chrysler."

chrysler 300c 

A Pimp or Drug dealer vehicle. One in while the pimp out. By changing the grill, and adding rims.
Basically a poor mans Bentley.
Or even a wanna be Bentley.
"Yo did you see that tricked out Chrysler 300c?"
"Yeahh, that my nigga, doing he deals son."
chrysler 300c by BryanFerr. June 10, 2008

chrysler 

Company Has Recommended You Should Learn Engine Repair
Your Chrysler won't run without an owner's manual, you know.
chrysler by apotheon October 5, 2004

Chrysler Sebring (2 door) 

The only Sebrings that Chrysler made, that were actually good. Starting in 1995 and ending in 2005, these select few were the only nice thing to ever have the name Sebring on it.
No, its actually nice, its a Chrysler Sebring (2 door)

Jesus Chrysler! 

The batmobile was for batman. The Jesus Chrysler! was for Jesus.
Jesus drove the Jesus Chrysler! to town..

chrysler 

A car company, responsible for inventing:

Anti-lock brakes
Disc brakes
Power steering
Electronic ignition
Overdrive transmission
The hardtop coupe
And I belive they also helped pioneer the limited-slip differential.

The were also some of the first cars to use 4-wheel brakes.

That applies to Dodge/Plymouth/DeSoto, too.
300, Coronet, Belvedere, Charger, Satellite, GTX, Super Bee, Road Runner, Challenger, Barracuda, Dart, Demon, Duster, Monaco, Omni, Neon, Grand Caravan, Ram, Dakota, PT Cruiser, etc.
chrysler by Myajd jdg September 6, 2005