chomping Wonka 

eating excessive amounts of chocolate

"Look at that rather obese fellow"
"Yes, it appears he's been chomping Wonka"

chomping Wonka by Oprah's vajayjay February 19, 2008

Chomping at the bit 

The uneducated, totally incorrect way to say champing at the bit

"I was chomping at the bit to get laid"
"It's 'champing at the bit'. You're an idiot and that's why you're not getting laid."

Chomping at the bit by Bob Sloblaw April 24, 2019

chromeism

of or referring to Google Browser, Chrome

It's such a chromeism that Windows is in a panic, with new CHROME users in the millions!

chromeism by ichrome2 November 1, 2008

chooming 

“Chooming” is Hawaiian slang for smoking pot.

Don Ho and I were behind the hotel chooming some bud.

chooming by Resbot Nermo of Apocraphy August 28, 2013

Cromengitis

an unusual spikeyness of the hair

that lady over there has cromengitis!

Cromengitis by vfghfugj February 4, 2007

chromeism

new geek speak term for loving the new google browser, chrome

Chromeism of the day - "Microsoft Windows, Here Today, CHROME tomorrow."

chromeism by ichrome2 October 28, 2008

chomping at the dild

Eager for sexual acts

I’m super horny. “chomping at the dild”, as it were...

That girl was “chomping at my dild last night.” Wasn’t going to give it to her though.

chomping at the dild by Timmy Louis, Twisp WA November 13, 2017