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barn chores 

Euphemism for acts of a homosexual nature, used primarily by young men to disguise sexual propositions as innocent hard work.
"Noah demanded that Luke help with the barn chores." "Holden is impressed by how enthusiastic Luke and Noah are every time he mentions the barn chores."

Other usage: "Noah, no one has ever helped me with the barn chores quite like you."
barn chores by Luke Snyder March 4, 2008
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Procrastination Chores 

Everyday chores that are normally neglected, but which all of a sudden seem like an excellent thing to do around the time when you have to do an important assignment or when you have to study.
Bobis: "Yesterday when i sat down to study, i realized i had to do some procrastination chores and so i ended up cleaning my room, doing some laundry, and refilling my Q-tip container before i actually got anything done."
Procrastination Chores by Dballa October 1, 2010

Minor Chores 

Unscheduled tasks that are not urgent or time-sensitive but you anyway do it because you get bored off the actual chores.
Mark: Hi Uvuvwevwevwe, the assignment was due today, why didn't you do it?
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas: Yeah I should have, I got into minor chores.
Mark: oh got it, what was that minor chore?
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas: Just spent the day at registrar office to change my name to Joe Walker!
Minor Chores by Donultimate February 24, 2020

Household Chores 

My mom turned off Fortnite because she said for me to do my Household Chores
Household Chores by reesha2282 April 16, 2019

dick chores 

Menial tasks and busy work like cleaning, stocking, sorting, etc. that must be completed before you can go home from work.
"I should get off by 6, but I need to get my dick chores done first"
dick chores by Char H January 8, 2006

Mouth Chores 

I got to go to Old Man Whithers house to perform some mouth chores. It's how I pay for my dates with Charlene, that sophomore who still won't put out.
Mouth Chores by UCB Guy August 20, 2013

National Do Your Chores Day 

National Do Your Chores Day is on November 13th and is the day you have to do your chores.
Mike: yo did you know it’s National Do Your Chores Day?

Jim: Well I can’t beat off so I might as well do my chores.