chank

Singular. A person of Oriental origin, usually from China, Korea, or Japan. Usually have slanted eye slits, black hair, and yellow skin. Has the following characteristics:
1. straight A's
2. strict parents
3. good at Math and Science
4. superb SAT and ACT scores
5. good at video games

Chank: I'm failing!!!!!!
American: How badly?
Chank: A 99%, that sucks so badly!!!! :'(

by IAChank February 26, 2011

chank

A person with an unusually lumpy head.

Alex: Maren, your such a chank. Look how bumpy your head is. Natalie, you gotta feel this.

by Mareeenn :) December 17, 2008

chank

Slang for a dog named Champ. Often used while under the effects of marijuana.

"Chank!! Chank you lousy mutt, get over here!!"

by bmunge June 2, 2009

chank

The act of choking and spanking during sex.
Putting one hand around the throat, while the other
is smacking her ass.
Part choke, Part spank = Chank

She begged me to chank her like I did last time!

I chanked her until we both passed out.

by Cybermyzer September 20, 2005

chank

A racial slur directed directly towards chinese only.
Becuase of its very common Asian family name, Chan.

Your friend is a chank!

You mean a chink?

No, he's Chinese.

by Cam360master March 9, 2010

chank

A slang term for sandal, derived from the spanish "chancla" used for sandal. Being used more commonly in the suburbs of Los Angeles

Dont forget your chanks when you go to the pool.

by rrobertt January 26, 2008

chank

Penis

Your sister sucks chank

by M dawg July 26, 2003