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Canadian football league. An inferior brand of football to the NFL, many call it more exciting and better. But those who do have obviously never watched a single game of NFL OR CFL football and are just dumbass canadians trying to make it out that canada is the greatest country in the world. CFL Sucks, NFL is so much better.
Dumbass Canadian: Hey I just watched one of them cfl games on that there TV!

Dumbass American: I thought all you did up there was play Hackey.

Me: You both suck, so does the CFL.

True story.
cfl by Yes12314 October 19, 2005
Confederates Fuckin Lost
confederates are bad people and they lost......so get over it
CFL by keelenCFL January 9, 2005
An acronym meaning "crying from laughing" .
Person 1: "Hey dude, do you play RuneScape?"
Person 2: "CFL"
CFL by SylentSeething December 9, 2008
Crunk For Life. Meaning crunk for life. Nuff Said. Pon Di River. Hanh.
Two of us from Adelaide Australia are CRUNK FOR LIFE, dirty south represent.
CFL by Rik November 27, 2004
that was the funniest joke ever! now i'm cfl.
CFL by lovelydirectioner June 3, 2012
CFL-Chum For Life
Kay is my CFL
CFL by M'Bitch November 15, 2017
Check for liquid. A type of fart.
If you hear someone let out a nasty one that sounds like they shit themselves, you can exclaim, "dude, CFL!"
Or a fart can be referred to as a "CFL" fart.
CFL by Chuck T April 20, 2006