Celine Dion 

A amazingly great singer who stooped as low as marrying her granddad after he made her famous.

Person 1:"Hey who is that old dude Celine Dion is with all the time?"
Person 2:"Oh that dude, she has been with him since she was nine years old, he loves watching his woman develop."

Celine Dion by Pinky Cat December 2, 2011

Celine Dion 

That's what you call a singer, not teenie bopper "singers" like Ariana Grande and Miley Cyrus. Sure their songs are catchy, but they're not "singers". Celine Dion though, she puts all her emotion and soul in her songs. Hell, I even like her French songs and I don't even speak a word of French.

Goodbye's (The Saddest Word) is my favourite song by Celine Dion

Celine Dion by UltimateDoge April 30, 2024

Celine Dion 

A girl too young to have a proper relationship with, requiring time and effort cultivating a platonic friendship to reap the benefits of a legitimate, legal relationship later. A euphemism for someone who is groomed. See also 401k.

Best used in cases where the pursuer is an older, well-connected gentleman of wealth, especially where the "friendship" includes making the girl's dreams come true. See also 401k.

"Who is that? She looks kinda young to be working here."
- "That's the new secretary in our training program. She wants to be a paralegal."
"Wow, she's beautiful."
- "Hey! Hands off the merchandise. She's my Celine Dion."

Celine Dion by Muziqmatrix May 17, 2025

[Celine Dion] 

The act of making everyone hate you by being a presumptuous douche bag.

The act of making everyone hate you by being a presumptuous douche bag.

I can't stand her because she always tries to come off like a hero, when in truth she's a complete douchebag.

Yeah, she's a total celine dion

What happened? Why did everyone leave?
Because she pulled a Celine Dion & offended everyone with her bullshit.

[Celine Dion] by dirty raul January 19, 2017

celine dion music standee 

Something Duncan is afraid of in total drama island

Ahhhhhh it's a Celine Dion music standee-duncan

celine dion music standee by Wap that's some worship and 🛐 May 19, 2021

The Celine Dion 

The act of tattooing "My Heart Will Go On," made famous from the 11 time Academy Award winning film "Titanic", above ones genitals... Then ending sexual relations with ones partner by ejaculating on their face and then revealing another tattoo under the shaft that reads "YOUR FACE."

Leonardo Di'Caprio expresses his love of painting on faces by removing his pants and performing "The Celine Dion" in a scene from the "Titanic." He says, "I want to paint you."

The Celine Dion by CumDumpster March 14, 2012

Celine Dioned 

Verb. The act or the planning of the act of drinking, or getting drunk, or doing drugs; Adj. Describing something that has gone terribly wrong.

Verb. Past tense. "Man, I got so Celine Dioned last night."

Adj. "That was SO Celine Dioned!"

Celine Dioned by Aerodena427 September 19, 2006