cresse 

Another word for "crazy", except it's way funner to say.

"Ethan went skydiving 5 times today!" "We all know that he's sooo cresse!"

cresse by AJ 143 December 23, 2014

Zookeeper's Caress 

In order to perform the Zookeeper's caress:
Pack a fat dip (the fatter the better the sensation, ask any caress recipient)
Wheel a broad (hopefully a '92) with the dip in
Visit the southern hemisphere
Use your fat dip lip to diddle her skittle

Zookeeper tips:
-if you pack the dip in your bottom lip you can use it to 69 the 92
-the more grotesque, face deformingly huge the dip you pack is = the manlier you will appear = the classier (and in all likelihood hotter) the broad you will grease
-snus is acceptable; however, since it smells like toothpaste this is like playing on easy mode
-get creative, the entire chaw doesn't have to remain in your mouth through the entirety of the maneuver

aw man last union night Freddy packed a mad dip and performed the zookeeper's caress on some '92 in the girls bathroom

Zookeeper's Caress by a zookeeper September 28, 2010

Toe caressment

(Verb) rubbing ones toes with your own gently and soothingly.

"Hold on stand still let me caress your toes, oh look it's Toe Caressment"

Toe caressment by ToeCaressment69 August 29, 2022

caress 

-to touch or stoke somebody or something affectionately.

-to touch, pass over, or affect someone in a soothing or seductive way.

I like to be caressed :P

caress by 0947youervmb297 April 28, 2005

gently caress

In lay man's terms: Fuck.

What the gently caress is wrong with you?

gently caress by qxan December 9, 2008

caress 

To touch or stroke in an affectionate or loving manner

When a boyfriend rubs his girlfriend's back

caress by Nizer May 27, 2005

careswell 

normaly a boy which has homosexual tendencies, but trys to hide this by act masculine when around peers.

i think he's a careswell.

careswell by dictionary geek August 17, 2009