I can't believe it's not flubber 

I can't believe it's not flubber is Hot chick with fat girl personality. Super cool and acts like she has no clue she smoking hot.

I met this smoking hot chick the other day and she was super cool. I can't believe it's not flubber.

I can't believe it's not flubber by DrFuck February 10, 2024

I know it's not in you head but YOU can't KNOW that

Go fuck yourself and die.

A retard "I know it's not in you head but YOU can't KNOW that!"

Hym "I feel like 'pedantic' is the right word here. That's what you're doing. And you're conflating what I said about how I think which the the thing I'm talking about. This is why Atheists are pieces of shit. Pedantic. Smug. Self-Righteous. Garbage."

I know it's not in you head but YOU can't KNOW that by Hym Iam January 7, 2025

If you can’t say nothing nice, don’t say nothing at all 

This is usually something someone who is really annoying will say. They are usually called Nigel. If someone says this to you then you should throw a manky stick at them.

Me: “ Your so ugly, you manky Stick”
Nigel: “If you can’t say nothing nice, don’t say nothing at all”

If you can’t say nothing nice, don’t say nothing at all by Elle-Woody January 31, 2020

can't tell me nothin' 

A phrase that instantly refutes hating, unwarranted criticism, and other nonsense when said criticism is levied directly at its object, as opposed to through an intermediary. Made popular by the Kanye West song of the same name.

Playa': {Walks into club, solo, sporting black fedora and one-button blazer.}

Hater #1: Ayo, nigga, Usher want his hat back!

Hater #2: Yo, ur homiez shinin' up the Benz, gee?

Playa': Man, y'all can't tell me nothin'!!

can't tell me nothin' by M.C. Escher January 15, 2008

i cant belive its not butter 

but chuck norris can

e.g.
randome1: i cant belive its not butter
randome2: chuck norris can
randome1: no dude just no
randome2:watch what you say chuck norris might round house kick you

i cant belive its not butter by maderthanyou January 21, 2009

i cant believe its not butter 

when you cum on a girls back and or bread then spread with a butter knife. She then eats the bread on her back you lie down on her back and you get stuck to her.

i did a i cant believe its not butter to my girl last nite.

i cant believe its not butter by tkifr March 2, 2008