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In the office I work at there's a black guy who walks around seemingly doing nothing except carrying papers and mackin' on white girls. I asked my friend what he did and he didn't know so we determined his job was Chief Executive Officer of fucking white women.

Yo Knuckler, check it out the CEO is conductin' bizaness.

CEO by Lazarus Ciccone December 10, 2004

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When you go to church on christmas and easter only CEO

im a ceo when it comes to church

ceo by branio January 27, 2004

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Christmas Easter Onlys

The People who only goto church on christmas and easter thinking that it is enough

Man1: Dam fool this church is crowded
Man2: I know it is all these CEOs

Ceo by Tess Tickle April 30, 2006

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One of the most hated people in America ranking along with lawyers, car salesmen, pedophiles, environmentalists, activists and communists. The highest position in corporate America. A subhuman species. Pig. Snake. Vermin. Arrogant. Scandalous. Dishonest. Corrupt. Crooked. They ironically recieve perverted bonuses while their company struggles to earn a profit and employees are paid a slave labor and receive paycuts while not being able to feed their families. CEOs steel money from the company and employees. They believe their employees are expendable and won't hesitate to lay them off in the name of "corporate restructuring." They are dishonest in reporting corporate earnings to the government and hide discrepencies from stockholders. They engage in such behaviors as insider trading, the shredding of documents and giving head to the Board of directors just to keep their job and receive unfair bonuses.

see: S.O.B., C.F.O

A CEO is the most corrupt, scandalous, dishonest and lowest form of human life.

CEO by [e-mail] August 6, 2007

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Short for “Corona Executioner Officer.” A right-wing oft-inept head of state or dictator who threatens to jail anyone who refuses to get a jab due to the country’s high infection and fatality rates but low vaccination rate.

With a pathetic vaccination rate of 1.91% for Philippines’s population of 110 million, CEO Rodrigo Duterte is fed up with the tortoise take-up rate of his people turning up for a shot.

CEO by MathPlus June 22, 2021

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Canadian executive Officer

dude those employees are amurcan but im a true CEO here

CEO by IADO-(_0_) November 9, 2016

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Big money moves from bruddas like David

David is a professional business man with 13 sources of income. Big CEO moves come on

CEO by Ziiinnoooo July 16, 2020