ButtHoleSurfer

A name given to someone when they are stating the fucking truth or just damn logic, a ButtHoleSurfer can also be used in moments when you are about to be humiliated and need a way to confuse people and give you time to get out of that hell hole of a situation.

Will: question twenty four was the stoma—
Donald: WILL STOP BEING A ButtHoleSurfer AND DO YOUR OWN DAMN PAPER!

by BigDaddyDonny October 10, 2019

Buttholes

Buttholes are NOTHING to be laughed at, they are just a part of the human body.

There are over 7 billion buttholes in the world, its time to take them seriously!

by Buttholes are cool July 9, 2020

Buttholes

Plural of buttholes - aka a’festival’ of buttholes

Today I saw a festival of buttholes
Tonight, a festival of buttholes awaits

by Lemontarts November 12, 2021

Drinking Buttholes

The art of using someone's butthole as a shot glass

Hey bro, wanna do body shots?

No way, didn't you see Stacie drinking buttholes

by Aceboy812 August 9, 2015

popping buttholes

A surprise digital penetration of another’s butthole, with or without consent. Usually performed with others watching.

Let’s go popping buttholes with our freshly shaved knuckles.

by Eric whitefoot October 11, 2021

buttholeness

a butthole who is acting like a butthole

Husbands tend to show their buttholeness on an every day basis.

by The Smart Wife October 11, 2010

Fireman Buttholes

the act of spitting water in ones butt while the recipient is spreading their butt cheeks.

is jake and scoob playing fireman buttholes again?

by leakjunk1738 October 6, 2017