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When you shit so large and long that your shit pokes out of the toilet bowl water, such that it looks like a snorkel. Credit to my girlfriend
I had Mexican food last night and the next morning I shit out a "breather"
Breather by StatDoc October 14, 2025

breather ring 

Term used to describe the indentation created during a momentary break in a particularly long toilet birth.
"Damn it, get me some all-bran, that last choddie needed FOUR breather rings!!"

Breather Hole

The drain plug at the bottom of cooler designed to allow hookers fresh oxygen.
Darren popped the breather hole, so both hookers could make it the whole weekend.
Breather Hole by Cosmorob February 6, 2018

Breather chapter 

A chapter that takes a break from the plot, like filler episodes in anime.
Person 1: Man, that chapter was boring
Person 2: That, my son, was a breather chapter, we literally had, like, 10+ chapters filled with plot, let the story breathe.

cheese-breather 

a derogatory term for a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat but still eats other animal products. The term was coined by vegans to criticize vegetarians for not caring enough about animals to abstain from all animal products.
Vegetarian: I would go vegan, but cheese is just SO delicious
Vegan: You disgust me you cheese-breather, you don't actually care about animals

Yard Breather 

A "firefighter" who is either seen walking about the exterior of the fire scene, with no exposure to the toxins produced from fire, with full Self Contained Breathing Apparatus (SCBA) connected and breathing air, or, is seen exiting the fire apparatus while breathing air and has no intention of entering the burning structure. Could also be used in conjunction with "Engine Breather", see definition for Engine Breather.
That Timmy is a Yard Breather. Look at him standing next to the Chief, breathing air.